✰ mads ✰

[Dawggy @SixKeeHH]

Shit fucked up right now E

[jay ✰ @jayythewave]

NO-vember is here. don’t ask me for shit

[✰ mads ✰ @madsbrown1]

“I’m tryna shake my ass in Jackson Square…I mean Champion Square. Wrong square”

[✭ @badestoutfit]

thinking of all the clothes i could have if i was rich

[evelyn @prettygirll4l1]

i randomly go on Amazon or SHEIN , add to my cart & then go about my day 😂

[✰ mads ✰ @madsbrown1]

“I’m convinced Texas Roadhouse is nothing but a classy Piccadilly”

[2000s @PopCulture2000s]

“do you remember?”

me:

[sweetserialpisces @SerialPisces]

where Pisces lives

[tatyana ;) @tatbaee]

they just dropped new chapstick for men

[2000s @PopCulture2000s]

me going to bed on an empty stomach bc i was too lazy to cook for myself

[virgobaby @maybeeevirgo]

me checking my bank account after an “it’s ok i deserve it” wknd

[myla @margaritamyla]

i’m like if a girl was a pawpaw

[PYPER🍒 @pyperxox]

Alarm clock: 15 min to get to work
Me:

[ivy ♡ *⁠.⁠✧ @xbabyivy]

Are you crying?
Me: No
Look at me
Me:

[ʟɪɴᴅsᴇʏ ❀ ᴛ @LindseyTalbert]

“What’s on your mind?”

My mind: it’s CORN. A big lump with knobs. It has the juice (Iᴛ ʜᴀs ᴛʜᴇ ᴊᴜɪᴄᴇ)

[Terry Boo @IIamameeve]

me in the presence of nerds gummy clusters

[Jake List @JakeMatthewList]

no one:
absolutely no one:
me to myself: 🌽 IT’S CORN 🌽

[✰ mads ✰ @madsbrown1]

“When I was 6 I asked my mom if I could put coke in my Mac and cheese”