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treat yourself like someone u love

[schneider @madschneid]

men don't have much but they do have the audacity

[schneider @madschneid]

@RyanBurr thanks for answering - Wisconsin is the best! Guessing he golfed at University Ridge in Madison great place for fishing and golf. It’s 8am here and I’m tuned in because my dog got me up 😂

[schneider @madschneid]

@RyanBurr 🙋🏻‍♀️ Hey Ryan! Ask him if he’s ever been fishing in Wisconsin and what is the largest fish he’s caught

[schneider @madschneid]

@madzsute That my hair is now too short to pull back😪

[schneider @madschneid]

Bc he did

[@EustaceJBanks 🫀 @whoiseustace]

virgos act like God went on break & left them in charge

[schneider @madschneid]

Yes Mr.Mechanic, my brake light, engine light and nearly every other light on my vehicle is illuminated right now but I would appreciate if you only change my oil.

[schneider @madschneid]

Men will say “we can still be friends” and then treat you like anything except for a friend

[schneider @madschneid]

Where are the cameras? This has gotta be a prank

[schneider @madschneid]

A piece of advice: do not reread old messages. You will get very very sad

[schneider @madschneid]

@Ticketmaster count your mf days.

[schneider @madschneid]

@lizb321 I think she’ll survive

[schneider @madschneid]

@hays_kyra Brings back Nashville memories

[schneider @madschneid]

Do I adopt a cat and risk allergies OR do I continue living a sad sad life?

[Illinois Football @IlliniFootball]

Answered the bell.

#Illini // #HTTO // #famILLy

[schneider @madschneid]

Why is my discover page full of engagements and weddings and happy couples???????

[schneider @madschneid]

Asking your siblings this question is very humbling

[schneider @madschneid]

I have a very bad feeling about today

[The Champaign Room @Champaign_Room]

5-1.

[schneider @madschneid]

I send daily recaps to my coworker every day and she’s leaving me next week and I’m gonna be so lost

[schneider @madschneid]

Did not cry on my birthday this year and I think it’s bc I am numb and no longer have the ability to care about anything so that’s good I guess 🤷🏻‍♀️

[diana 🦢 @dirtyydian]

“wyd for ur birthday” idk cry lmfao