friend of humanity

Resident Warrior Cats girl | nice young girl, terrible black oubliette | she/her

[friend of humanity @Madsgrace]

I had to wear a heart monitor (I'm fine) and they had me note what activities I was doing when experiencing symptoms and I did NOT EXPECT THEM TO BE INCLUDED IN THE SUMMARY

[Hazel Appleyard @HazelAppleyard]

Sorry I laughed too hard at this

[Johann Kurtz @JohannKurtz]

https://t.co/TqtDrW0D8X

[♡ @Bonmatimessi]

Argentina is a team that runs on pure homosexual love for Lionel Messi and there seems to be no tactic that could counter that

[klit klittredge @klitklittredge]

made an important life decision today earnestly thinking abt this picture

[Sachya @sachya2002]

Mbappe against Spain

[karina˚ʚ♡ɞ˚ @karina_core]

it’s been feeling more and more like this recently

[just matt @questionableway]

when i was 20 i thought i was allergic to red wine but it turns out i was actually just allergic to 3 bottles of red wine

[WBR @W_B_Rick]

The written word has been around for 5000 years and nobody has conceived a line better than “you can’t make a Tomlette without breaking some Greggs”

[antipodean scourge @TheKnownLover]

girlfriends love to be like "I'm going to go read in bed" and then you walk past and it's actually playing on phone and vaping in bed

[🆗 @JJJ4Y0_O]

when the job w da crazy perks that u live off of is getting in the way of ur undefined creative career

[Buck @Buck36043Buck]

I’m as happy a a Clam that wants to Kill Itself

[caitie delaney @caitiedelaney]

We need to stop spreading the lie that you’ll always “feel better once you go” to your workout class. Sometimes you won’t feel better. Sometimes you will want to kill yourself and everyone in there

[Timuoxi Cha Le Mei @ch1cken_t3nder]

I actually love living in a time when reading ~2 books a month makes one part of the intellectual elite

[romeyshmirtz's rock facts @thegargoyIeking]

It was a queer, sultry summer, the summer the GOP started dying off, and I didn't know what I was doing in New York.

[NewsWire @NewsWire_US]

U.S. SENATOR LINDSEY GRAHAM (R-SC) HAS DIED: STATEMENT

[kiesha @kiesha9i]

my cat talks a mad amount of sh!t for being a creature i can easily pick up and wiggle

[Cohen is a ghost @skullmandible]

"how were people writing 10 page papers before AI???" we were smarter than you. you could've been smart, too. but you sold your brain for nothing

[never better @wiremxther]

i don’t have a praise kink so much as i have a “confirmation that im not in trouble” kink and praise just happens to be direct confirmation that im not in trouble and nothing bad is going to happen