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[Maddy🌻 @madslp7]

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[Maddy🌻 @madslp7]

How do other moms stay sane trying to work out child care. I’m at my wits end and about to figure out how to be a stay at home mom. 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

[Maddy🌻 @madslp7]

Does anyone else have a 2 year old that spits out the craziest stories? I just came out of his room feeling like I lived in a fever dream

[Maddy🌻 @madslp7]

Idk how to toddler parent, idk how others toddler parent. Wtf is a toddler?? If you catch me wandering the streets aimlessly, it’s me trying to find the will to live 😅😅😅😅😅

[Maddy🌻 @madslp7]

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[Maddy🌻 @madslp7]

Henry has switched from calling me “mommy” to “mama” and idk why but it’s crushing my soul

[Maddy🌻 @madslp7]

Henry- “shit”
Me- “what?”
Henry- “SHit”
Me- “that better not have been shit”
Henry-“yeah it was shit” 🤨

[Brandon Gomes @_BG_Gomes]

Life is great when you stay away from bad vibes & unhappy people.

[Maddy🌻 @madslp7]

@LilyPark_26 We did on the way home sooooo🖕🏻

[Maddy🌻 @madslp7]

Some days like today, I feel like a shit ass parent and then my toddler comes and says something really smart, funny, or loving and makes me realize that I’m probably not doing as bad as I continuously tell myself. I love that kid with my entire being.

[Maddy🌻 @madslp7]

Queen of writing a whole paper on its due date 🤡

[Maddy🌻 @madslp7]

Potty training is by FAR the worst parent experience I’ve ever had. If the next kid doesn’t come out shitting on the toilet naturally, I don’t want it

[Maddy🌻 @madslp7]

@LilyPark_26 @Lysschellitt Why do you sound like a perverted old man with that sentence ☠️☠️

[Maddy🌻 @madslp7]

I am simply not going to survive my toddler

[Maddy🌻 @madslp7]

@sheypowell22 I couldn’t have worded this any better 🤣

[chuck de rond @ChuckDeRond]

America lost the battle with obesity when Jesus invented the crab Rangoon

[Maddy🌻 @madslp7]

My life consists of picking up random socks from my home at all times of the day.