Maddy Knauer

Opinions are my own, but this outfit is all borrowed.

[Maddy Knauer @madsonmadison]

I didn’t even know Guinness World Record had a category for “luckiest girl in the world” #royalwedding

[Maddy Knauer @madsonmadison]

@latelateshow @JKCorden @1iota Help! We need tickets to Wednesday's show! #ThreeFsTheory We out here like...

[Maddy Knauer @madsonmadison]

It's hard to complain about "having a Monday" when I'm not part of the cast and crew of La La Land #Oscar2017

[Maddy Knauer @madsonmadison]

@birbigs Find out on the next season of @blackmirror !!

[Maddy Knauer @madsonmadison]

Anyone else getting Veruca Salt vibes from Blue Ivy? #GRAMMYs

[Maddy Knauer @madsonmadison]

A great way to end our march in NYC with a reminding to LOVE #womensmarch @ Women's March on New… https://t.co/SkXTBo29sg

[Maddy Knauer @madsonmadison]

Uh, this here is clear evidence that Trump knows nothing about numbers. @nytimes @CNN

[Maddy Knauer @madsonmadison]

Mariah's NYE Times Sq performance could not be a more accurate portrayal of 2016

[Maddy Knauer @madsonmadison]

We get it 2016. Now please go away. https://t.co/iZ1C5lNMdP

[The Hollywood Reporter @THR]

Debbie Reynolds, Mother of Carrie Fisher and Spirited Star of 'Singin’ in the Rain,' Dies at 84 (Report) https://t.co/8Ive5wLCzT

[Maddy Knauer @madsonmadison]

Maybe @TheOnion should start writing real news #2017Predictions

[Maddy Knauer @madsonmadison]

🍃🍂🍁🍃🍂🍁🍃🍂🍁 #fallASfuck @ Harbes Farm & Orchard https://t.co/3gazg8AOZr

[Maddy Knauer @madsonmadison]

Sliding into the weekend like... #cnc #campnocounselors #tbt 📸:@amypinardphoto https://t.co/74enxsM4YY

[mamrie hart @mametown]

Is there a pool float that looks like a rice cake yet? Cause let's be real, ya'll ain't eating pizza or doughnuts in that bikini.

[Maddy Knauer @madsonmadison]

Trump's next speech to start with "Four score and seven years ago..." #RNC2016 #MelaniaSpeeches

[Maddy Knauer @madsonmadison]

I believe people with bad BO lift their arms as a malicious attack on strangers

[Maddy Knauer @madsonmadison]

#Sunset #officeview #shutup @ Ramscale https://t.co/7330Z4CjWg

[Maddy Knauer @madsonmadison]

Burnt toast really shouldn't be the stroke smell trigger. What about hotdogs? I'm always concerned when I can smell hotdogs.

[Maddy Knauer @madsonmadison]

Every time I have insomnia, I'm convinced I forgot how to sleep and every night before that was just a fluke.

[Maddy Knauer @madsonmadison]

Tonight, I try.

[Maddy Knauer @madsonmadison]

Today was a "pick all your nail polish off" kind of day. What the correct emoji for that?