Mad Spankles - Spicy Goddess

Brasilian Exotic Amazonian Goddess, 1997, scorpio 5’11 fit fighter, Spoiled. Here to make your life less miserable. Pay to talk.

[Mad Spankles - Spicy Goddess @madspankles]

It’s definitely not me 😎

[Mad Spankles - Spicy Goddess @madspankles]

I’m feeling sad today, know what would fix me? Online shopping 🥺

[Mad Spankles - Spicy Goddess @madspankles]

somewhere between psychotic and iconic

[Mad Spankles - Spicy Goddess @madspankles]

It’s not discrimination if I hate everyone at the same level

[Mad Spankles - Spicy Goddess @madspankles]

Do you even like me if you wouldn't let me tie you up and perform highly unethical experiments on you?

[Mad Spankles - Spicy Goddess @madspankles]

Does anyone know where I can get it together

[Mad Spankles - Spicy Goddess @madspankles]

I’d slap you, but I don’t want to make your face look better.

[Mad Spankles - Spicy Goddess @madspankles]

You’re the reason why shampoo has instructions.

[Mad Spankles - Spicy Goddess @madspankles]

You’re like a cloud, when you disappear, it’s a beautiful day.

[Mad Spankles - Spicy Goddess @madspankles]

I’d tell you to go outside, but I don’t think nature could handle you.

[Mad Spankles - Spicy Goddess @madspankles]

Who wants some little dick humiliations? I’m in the mood to laugh about you

[Mad Spankles - Spicy Goddess @madspankles]

Just in case y’all forgot who’s your queen. Pay up losers

[Mad Spankles - Spicy Goddess @madspankles]

I’m the kind of woman who makes karma work overtime. Sleep with one eye open.

[Mad Spankles - Spicy Goddess @madspankles]

You’re not the dumbest person in the world, but you better hope they don’t die.

[Mad Spankles - Spicy Goddess @madspankles]

I don’t need you to be everything, but I do need you to stop being nothing. Show up. Do better

[Mad Spankles - Spicy Goddess @madspankles]

If ignorance is bliss, you must be the happiest person alive

[Mad Spankles - Spicy Goddess @madspankles]

You’re the human equivalent of a ‘404 Error.

[Mad Spankles - Spicy Goddess @madspankles]

I’d ask how you are, but I don’t care enough to pretend to listen.

[Mad Spankles - Spicy Goddess @madspankles]

You’re not pretty enough to be this dumb.