Maddie🌟🌟

confessions of a pillow princess

[no context dexter @oocdexter]

how it feels to know you're the least favourite in the group chat but you can’t prove it

[! @grey990s]

This how the last day of playing house in the airbnb feel

[Tara @boredwriter1]

Every summer, fate chooses a CEO for the sacrifice. That's the ritual.

[hero thousandfaces @1thousandfaces_]

Girl horny is not like boy horny. Girl horny is more like deer with a prion disease. Standing in unsettling manners, bashing head against rock, screaming, so on & so forth

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

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[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

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[Maddie🌟🌟 @madssredss]

This shamrock Oreo McFlurry is making me scream and cream

[Zach @zjfrank13]

Cannot overstate how much you shouldn’t be bouncing on anything after all of that

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

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[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

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[☆ ★ @imfynerthanfyne]

Oh my kids r gonna hate me 😭

[ROSE LANI @pradamercury]

How it feels to ask someone if they’re gonna eat their pickle

[bitsy von muffling @DoctorPissPants]

If burping and farting at work is a cancellable offense you might as well just put me down like a dog

[AARON @lidolmix]

me joining a dress to impress server with 7 seconds left

[antonia @thebirthofvnus]

the vibe i bring to the function