Madeline Lareau

I would rather have a bitchy resting face than a boring resting personality.

[Madeline Lareau @madsssss]

Think I’ll start tweeting again. This feels right. Won’t be acknowledging the name change that happened since my last tweet tho

Hi, Twitter friends!

[Madeline Lareau @madsssss]

@darnold64 Curtain bangs and baby voice

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You can’t bond on a commercial flight in coach. Relax, ya hyenas. #RHONY

[Madeline Lareau @madsssss]

I often scold my devices for their lack of intelligence…but really, would AI exist without humans/human error? We’re just over here creating less intelligent/accessible versions of humans…cool cool cool

Had this epiphany while yelling at my dishwasher how’s your day going?

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Anyone else ever wonder how Joan Rivers is doing in the overly-critical-but-beloved-celebrity section of heaven?

[Madeline Lareau @madsssss]

@LaraliWontWait @getinthewordout Probably the wrong thing to focus on, considering everything that happened in the last year. Lala is one of the only people who tells the truth; we should respect her for that.

[Madeline Lareau @madsssss]

@AkanButNoJeezyy Why’s that?!

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@mnhockeygirl21 Walnut is my favorite thing to call a human when they’re acting clown-like, but you have to preface it with “ya”. Example: “that’s not what I said, ya walnut”. Use it; it’s all yours! 🤗

[Madeline Lareau @madsssss]

@dailybravomail One of these isn’t even airing right now!

[Lydia @LFShackelford]

Hi, @GOP. I have a question. At what age does the life you believe begins at conception stop mattering? It seems six year olds are too old for you to care… so how old? Preschools? Infant daycare? Or is it only in utero that you care?

[Madeline Lareau @madsssss]

“Our mother was magic” 😩❤️

I’m about to invoice Sterling K. Brown for my tissue expenses over the past 6 years.

#ThisIsUsFinalChapter

[sandra 🤠 @sandra32gonza]

The dmv be like you forgot to bring the Declaration of Independence

[Madeline Lareau @madsssss]

@TitiRGlitz They said that about LVP and I still watch Beverly Hills!

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@KNR_Brooks The one that always gets me is “everyday” and “every day”

[Madeline Lareau @madsssss]

@cindoodooch_ Ugh Jennie acted like absolute GARBAGE. I had extreme secondhand embarrassment.

[Madeline Lareau @madsssss]

@1pearl1 @syg2222 Oh Garcelle is an absolute no-sense boss of a woman and I want her vibe all day long.

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All this conflict happening at the lunch table and Kathy Hilton is fixing her lipstick…and this is why we love her #RHOBH

[Madeline Lareau @madsssss]

@JohnnyW38465306 Not arguing that Dorit is a shit starter, that’s for sure!

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@JohnnyW38465306 Darling what did you just say?! 😂

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@RobbieCoachella If they don’t make her a regular next season, they are not paying attention!