Mr B...

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

Mumpsimus (noun): A person who willfully adheres to old beliefs despite clear evidence that they're wrong

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

Melophile (noun): A person who loves music

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

Ultracrepidarian: A person who gives opinions on subjects they know nothing about

[Mr B... @madst4r]

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[Fact @Fact]

Allodoxaphobia is the fear of opinions.

[Alice in Wonderland @thebestbutter]

How they all came out of it Alice couldn't guess.

[Fact @Fact]

Of course it's hard. It's supposed to be hard. If it was easy, everyone would do it. Hard is what makes it great.

[Alice in Wonderland @thebestbutter]

'Yes, please do!' pleaded Alice.

[Fact @Fact]

Sometimes it takes sadness to know happiness, noise to appreciate silence and absence to value presence.

[Bargain Hunters @Bargains90]

I have a pen that can write underwater.

It can also write other words too.

[Jokes UK 🔞 @jokesuk]

"You can tell a lot about a person by the beer they drink," I said to a bloke at the bar.

"Really?" he replied. "So what can you tell about me?"

"You're a cunt!" I said.

"What makes you say that?" he asked.

I said, "That's my beer you're drinking!"

[Jokes UK 🔞 @jokesuk]

I failed my ventriloquist exams...

I can't say I'm surprised!

[Fact @Fact]

People who complain online are more likely to suffer from anxiety, depression, and stress.

[Fact @Fact]

“If you can’t explain it to a six year old, you don’t understand it yourself.” - Albert Einstein

[Jokes UK 🔞 @jokesuk]

Just had a fight with my alarm clock. It wanted me to wake up, I disagreed. Things got violent. Now the alarm clock is broken and I'm wide awake...

Now I'm not so sure who won that fight!

[Quite Interesting @qikipedia]

Capuchin monkeys test their social bonds by poking each other in the eye.

[Bargain Hunters @Bargains90]

I got mugged by six dwarves last night.

Not happy.

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

There's a small village in France named 'Pussy.'

The people living there are called 'Pussies.'

[Jokes UK 🔞 @jokesuk]

I went to the doctors with hearing problems.

He said, "Can you describe the symptoms?"

I said, "Homer is a fat bloke and Marge has blue hair!"