Madison Straatmann

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“Tell me you work in an elementary school without telling me you work in an elementary school”

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These “Find The Differences” are getting really hard

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One of my favorite quarantine pastimes has been seeing all the different ways that people spell the word “quarantine.”

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@Im_Moll That’s next level #shook

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Which is the correct way to eat a Nutty Buddy? (See below)

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“Look Madison I put your name on your steak”

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@DylanBrocato Yes are you judging

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I’ve peaked.

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If you liked that, let me tell you about the time I was carded while trying to enter the City Museum, where you have to be 16 to enter without an adult.

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The other day someone asked my age and when I said I’d be 21 in October they responded “well you look like you’re 14” and let me tell you, that did wonders for my self esteem

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How do you know when you’re in the Midwest?

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@DylanBrocato @lexihendricks_ I’d never lie about the shark suit

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It’s only the most wonderful time of the year #SharkWeek2019

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@halesfortune @taystraatmann That’s only half the performance, too.

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The sass from this man is unreal.

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Am I an adult woman? Yes. Did I get irrationally angry about the ending of Toy Story 4? Also yes.

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I LOVE SAINT LOUIS #LGB #LGB #LGB

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Judy and Alex watching the blues game on our outdoor TV and trying to distinguish the puck from bugs that come to the light of the TV is almost as entertaining as the game itself

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One flash card for every time I contemplated dropping out this year !!