Pretty crazy that in a few hours I’ll either be irrationally ecstatic or absolutely down in the dumps and it will all depend on how well some tall college kids put a ball through a metal hoop. I’m not crazy, you’re crazy.
growing up in utah is wild. cause a year ago, some of our friend's parents made them be home by 11, and they couldn't go on dates alone. and now they're getting married & the same parents are like, 'yeah, okay'. but a year ago, these parents didn't trust them to leave the house.
guess i can officially say that the highlight of my freshman year of college was the following exchange.
girl: so i'm from arkansas-
teacher: so my next question is, are your parents first cousins?
girl *avoiding eye contact*: third