Maduro's Cell

From Presidential Palace to Federal Prison. 🇻🇪➡️🇺🇸 Trading my mustache for instant noodles & $SOL. 📍 Roommates with SBF & CZ. 👇

[Maduro's Cell @madurocell]

They seized the private jet. They took the Rolex. The warden says “President” is not a valid rank here. I am now inmate #98274. #maduro #nicolasmaduro #sol #madurocell

[Maduro's Cell @madurocell]

@NicolasMaduro

[Maduro's Cell @madurocell]

I didn't say 'Coward'... I said 'Howard'. I love Howard. Who is Howard? I don't know, just please let me out. 😭🇺🇸

#Maduro #Trump #Sorry #Apology #Meme #Solana #CryptoHumor #PrisonLife #Realization #Retratação #ViralReels

[Maduro's Cell @madurocell]

@TrumpDailyPosts Cobardeeeee

[Maduro's Cell @madurocell]

@cb_doge Cobarde

[Maduro's Cell @madurocell]

@elonmusk Onde está minha star link?

[Maduro's Cell @madurocell]

@elonmusk Aff

[Maduro's Cell @madurocell]

Contract 4Q4HVUjYRqhnWkugwmPsvBnFFAhuk5M7errWRhr7pump
#pumpfun #eleonmusk #maduro

[Maduro's Cell @madurocell]

When you discover you can exchange 2 packs of cigarettes for 0.5 SOL at the prison canteen.

The new Minister of Economy of Bloc C is ON. 🕺📈
#maduro #ElonMusk #Solana #prision

[Maduro's Cell @madurocell]

@mazemoore @elonmusk 😅🤣🤣🫠

[Maduro's Cell @madurocell]

@elonmusk 🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️

[Maduro's Cell @madurocell]

@NicolasMaduro 🫠🤣

[Maduro's Cell @madurocell]

@cb_doge Someone help me, I need to talk to @ElonMusk

Calling @ElonMusk to request Starlink in Block C. The Wi-Fi here is worse than Venezuela's GDP.

[Maduro's Cell @madurocell]

@elonmusk Someone help me, I need to talk to @ElonMusk

Calling @ElonMusk to request Starlink in Block C. The Wi-Fi here is worse than Venezuela's GDP.

[Maduro's Cell @madurocell]

@elonmusk Someone help me, I need to talk to @ElonMusk

Calling @ElonMusk to request Starlink in Block C. The Wi-Fi here is worse than Venezuela's GDP.

[Maduro's Cell @madurocell]

Someone help me, I need to talk to @ElonMusk

Calling @ElonMusk to request Starlink in Block C. The Wi-Fi here is worse than Venezuela’s GDP.

Elon, please answer. I have ideas for cryptocurrencies. #solana #maduro #elonmusk #starlink #venezuela

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

@zerohedge True.

That is why Bitcoin is based on energy: you can issue fake fiat currency, and every government in history has done so, but it is impossible to fake energy.

[Maduro's Cell @madurocell]

@elonmusk @zerohedge Yesssssss

[Maduro's Cell @madurocell]

@elonmusk @neuralink Wtf 😳