Amber

plastic skeleton

[Amber @madvalid]

British brunette Aquarius boy

[Amber @madvalid]

The flys have been bothering me all day I can’t catch a break

[Amber @madvalid]

@armourgraces Did you survive

[Amber @madvalid]

Extra dirty Martini with 36 olives please and thank you

[Amber @madvalid]

Handlebars are the eyebrows of a bicycle

[Amber @madvalid]

Just saw an angry guy yelling on the phone while gently watering flowers

[Amber @madvalid]

Everyone in mtl bikes with a loose chain

[Amber @madvalid]

“Micro faux pony hair”

No one dares make anything real anymore

[Amber @madvalid]

Woke up from top surgery and the nurse kept calling me papi and good boy

[Amber @madvalid]

Saw an iguana today. No pic tho sorry

[Amber @madvalid]

Just found out Shakespeare invented the word swagger

[Amber @madvalid]

Apparently eating 100gs of wasabi peas in one sitting it’s not advisable

[Amber @madvalid]

My current favourite vices are wasabi peas and sparkling water

[Amber @madvalid]

Out of all the utensils I tend to accidentally drop knives the most.
I blame plates

[📝 @clonediego]

I need to get crazier in 2026

[Amber @madvalid]

@armourgraces This happened to me when I was 16 and now it only comes back when I see someone else tic or I’m inebriated

[serene @armourgraces]

it probably feels good af to be puffed up with your boys in the morning sun

[Amber @madvalid]

Bob Dylan made me hate harmonica

Mark william Lewis made me love harmonica

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It’s important to note I got all of these components for free or on clearance

[Amber @madvalid]

Just made the most insane sandwich.

Two slices sourdough
Light vegan mayo both sides
Sliced ‘sprinkles’ tiny tomatoes
Vegan tuna mix made of jackfruit
Vegan feta crushed
Tumeric infused kimchi
Everything bagel seasoning

9/10
would be 10 if bread was not day old

[Amber @madvalid]

Ate a piece of salmon for the first time in 7 years.

Felt nothing