aliterate

I'm mad famous for being unknown.

[aliterate @madvil_a]

Ayo NSA, y'all good?

[aliterate @madvil_a]

This is it....I've found the incel-est video in the history of mankind.

[Terp @OnlyTerp]

9-5 is a trap

[aliterate @madvil_a]

'cause it maybe a leap year.

[Ramsha Ghazal @ramsha__g]

Why the March is postponed???

[aliterate @madvil_a]

Y'all just keep calling normal human behavior ADHD symptoms smh.

[Lammy @Lammyisback]

Undiagnosed ADHD symptom nobody talks about: Reading an entire page of a book or article, getting to the very bottom, and realizing you didn't process a single word because your internal voice was busy running a completely unrelated, full length monologue in the background the entire time.

[aliterate @madvil_a]

Never understood people who find stuff like this appetizing.

[So Real Foods @sorealfoods]

Pakistani Street Potatao & Lum. fats Beef Rosh 🥩🔥

🎥© kofooddiaries

[aliterate @madvil_a]

The way this damn plant finds me at the most unexpected places, it has to be addicted to me!

[aliterate @madvil_a]

Kisi din Saad Kaiser or Worqas ka boxing match ho karwa lo, koi ek chawwal to set ho jaye ga.

[aliterate @madvil_a]

The more I see people who have no control over their kids even when they're acting like literal animals, the more I support adult only spaces and that not everyone deserves to be a parent. BC paida kar k duniya per chor dete hain.

[aliterate @madvil_a]

Namkeen lassi.

[Mr. Mike @mrmikeMTL]

can you name a drink that tastes awful but somehow people still act like it’s amazing?

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

My love language is a canceled Teams meeting.

[aliterate @madvil_a]

Men in women dominated fields.

[Spooky Pookie🧛👻🎃🦇 @Lanaschild_]

Her husband drove her to bankruptcy btw so no

[aliterate @madvil_a]

@MizzyMogs Dangerous Dave.

[aliterate @madvil_a]

@jk_rowling He can't smell what the Rock is cookin'

[aliterate @madvil_a]

Call me an ally the way I cuss out bad drivers regardless of their gender.

[Nelonwa @DorathyChinelo]

In this sitcom argument

I’ve not heard Two and a half men

Berta’s character alone is funnier than everybody in friends

[aliterate @madvil_a]

Why are these mfs always begging?!?!

[patangeer @patangeer]

pakistan tareekh-e-insaaf requested public on their social media to fund the party, response was so overwhelming and pakistanis donated to the point that mcb server went down. pti ended up raising around 87 crore. 87 CRORE. insane.😭

[Labisi✨ @milkyroa]

Everybody talking about The Office and Friends meanwhile Modern Family is literally up there as the best sitcom imo

[aliterate @madvil_a]

@JaYunnaMonae For shots.

[H™ @MahatmaaGanji]

This is why I get pissed at bad drivers. You could do everything right and some dumbfuck will still come out of the fourth dimension to hit you.

Driving is a collective activity, and we should collectively shame bad drivers, both for overspeeding and underspeeding.

[aliterate @madvil_a]

God!! This thing is even sadder than speed dating or "galentines day"

[m @chmpgnsoshalist]

if you’re a woman over 20 in islamabad and have somehow failed to make friends, come to our bullshit hangout event. for the low low price of rs. 5,000, you too can experience the increasingly premium service of forming genuine human connections.

[aliterate @madvil_a]

It's the sound you make when they take out your kidney.

[Kadott @Kadotttt]

Can I ask a dumb question what does the “i” in iPhone stand for?