Can someone smart please invent a search engine that lets me put the title of a movie or tv show into it and it tells me what streaming app it’s on? #please#theressomanynow#invention
Man boobs are cigarettes & lady boobs are marijuana. Most people hate man boobs yet they’re allowed everywhere - lady boobs are fun & not harmful yet still mostly criminalized.
Me on the treadmill:
“I’m probably on mile 3 at this point and not even that tired! Why don’t I run marathons? Maybe I could join a running group? I should probably start the cool down soon”
***looks down***
Time elapsed: 4 minutes
😑😅