mads

former shitter. contributor @Reductress! she/they, eventually

[mads @madwil42]

putting on a nice little outfit to see if I got any packages, call that dressing for the mail gaze

[Reductress @Reductress]

How to Ignore Your Moral Compass by Redistricting Your Brain: https://t.co/QzJGSDrobt

[Reductress @Reductress]

Woman Spends Whole Movie Planning to Crochet: https://t.co/rOLSHhSwRt

[mads @madwil42]

✍️🙋‍♀️! And if you’re reading this on Twitter I have bad news for you

[Reductress @Reductress]

‘I Just Need a Break From the News,’ Says Woman Closing TikTok and Opening Instagram: https://t.co/c2bbbn9rN7

[mads @madwil42]

@evelyngfrick This is so so good

[bebo, chicago rat czar 🐀 @BebopOtt]

Everyone else go home — this is the year we secure ABOLISH ICE on a Chicago Snowplow

[mads @madwil42]

This one is interactive in that if you like my tweet about writing this headline I’ll get to experience a unique gut reaction to the notification vibration

[Reductress @Reductress]

Cool! This Woman Has a Unique Gut Reaction to Each Specific Vibration Her Phone Makes: https://t.co/9MkfgfxDas

[mads @madwil42]

✍️🙋‍♀️ sorry if you have been “friend”!!

[Reductress @Reductress]

REPORT: Friend’s Birthday Always Yesterday: https://t.co/dJPUiUIbtn

[mads @madwil42]

little comic for the chicago air and water show rehearsal with the obligatory caveats that military industrial complex bad and sunglasses would simply be a nightmare for aviation safety

[mads @madwil42]

💅🏻 typed this one out with 20 sopping wet fingers and toes (cumulative) 💅🏻

[Reductress @Reductress]

Wow! This Woman Learned to Ask for Help By Having Wet Nail Polish All the Time: https://t.co/T1PV2zpg8u

[emily north @north0fnorth]

they should let me vote for zohran mamdani even though i’m a chicagoan because my intentions are pure and my soul full of joy and whimsy

[mads @madwil42]

finally, a pope that plays games on his phone

[Dana Rebik @DanaRebikWGN]

We sat down with the brother of Pope Leo XIV at his New Lenox home. He tells us his brother loves Wordle, Words with Friends, and the Chicago White Sox! Tune in on ⁦@WGNNews⁩ at 5:00 for our conversation.

[mads @madwil42]

manifesting works 🙏

[mads @madwil42]

i am strong and powerful and i will not need to shit at wrigley field today

[mads @madwil42]

once a year, chicago can have little a romanticize wrigleyville, as a treat

[mads @madwil42]

need to add musical improv to the LA olympics

[mads @madwil42]

the algorithms are getting toooooooo specific, stay safe out there

[Trader Tony @trader_tony_]

Hey bro we’re releasing our inhibitions and feeling the rain on our skin later if you wanna pull up

[mads @madwil42]

you like that? thought so. might be more of it soon at https://t.co/QM28zwp9qu

[via @atrophicbtrfly]

your 20s are for trying soup, making new soups, and discussing soup or soup related topics

[mads @madwil42]

sad but true: we’re now the only unit in the building without a professional grade cornhole set being stored in the stairwell