mads

[Terra 🕷️ @BR0WNSGA]

It’s harder to get in a Trader Joe’s during a pandemic than it is the capitol

[mads @mady_recker]

People out here taking “land of the free” a little too literally.

[Julius Pepperwood @JakeNShake_]

Where is your “national hero” Kyle Rittenhouse to help fight against these law breakers?

[mads @mady_recker]

@realDonaldTrump They are already in the capitol homie. It’s too late

[mads @mady_recker]

@TrtlWmn3 Last Uber receipt is at 2:45am. Kill me

[mads @mady_recker]

@MitchTheBitch15 @ me next time bitch

[gary from teen mom @garyfromteenmom]

me sober: im a really private person

me drunk to a group of strangers at a party: we can all fit in the bathroom together and take turns

[mads @mady_recker]

@EmilyHollisG ♥️♥️♥️

[mads @mady_recker]

@MitchTheBitch15 It’s finnnneee

[mads @mady_recker]

I need my mom to turn her read receipts back on. I don’t know when she is ingnoring me or not

[mads @mady_recker]

@_MiceliRoyce @BinjimenVictor Lolol stoppp

[mads @mady_recker]

@yoimjessica I love this hahaha

[mads @mady_recker]

@Chef_Peff I hate myself

[mads @mady_recker]

After saying “opp” for the 12th time today thinking you are The Midwest’s biggest offender

[mads @mady_recker]

I am only on season 4 of games of thrones and it has already ruined my life

[mads @mady_recker]

I swear automatic toilets operate on nobody’s time but their own.

[Sean Lowe @SeanLowe09]

The early bird gets really tired in the afternoon.

[mads @mady_recker]

My heart goes out to all the college kids who will never get to experience this magical place