milph

directioner / i only care about my cats

[ؘ @thesentrim]

If I were Bucky I would slap the fuck out of his nasty ass

[Cardi B @iamcardib]

Girl it’s YOUR SON BIRTHDAY why are you on twitter dedicating essays to me??? For the love of god go to chuckie cheese

[🎧 @headphoneemoji]

happy women’s day

[Sassington, M.C. @MissSassbox]

not today elmo #SuperBowl

[milph @madylame]

NOOO NOT THE BLUE GUYS

[Black Girl @t_sadiity]

United States gender reveal tomorrow, I hope it’s a girl 🩷🤣

[liz @normalfunnygirl]

"Bouncing" on "it" and by "it" I mean the pavement because I have pep in my step and a smile on my face :)

[deedee megadoodoo @givemebudlight]

we know

[milph @madylame]

Thank a postal worker they are so busy delivering your ballots AND starring in those pornos ❤️

[milph @madylame]

thinking about my 1d fan account i named after liam

[The Black Supreme Kai @BlackSupremeKai]

Nani better have a fat ass, I know that

[milph @madylame]

wolverine is sooooooo bad

[snoopy!!! @snoopyfanbase]

Happy Birthday to Spike, Olaf, Belle, Andy, Rover, Marbles, and Molly as well because it’s not just Snoopy’s birthday today! 🥳🩷

[lauren @winonaddict]

she should’ve been at the club

[Megan ☼ ♡ ꕤ @MegWritesBooks]

Obsessed with this guy on the US men's gymnastics team who's only job is pommel horse, so he just sits there until he's activated like a sleeper agent, whips off his glasses like Clark Kent and does a pommel horse routine that helps deliver the team its first medal in 16 years.

[Herbo @ManLikeGinola]

Me soon as Katie Ledecky jump in that pool

[reid @thereidfeed]

what we need up there right now is a professional yapper, someone tap her in

[Akilah Hughes @AkilahObviously]

They shoulda just done hot ones and whoever lived can have it