Mady Espeland

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[Mady Espeland @madysenesp]

In case anyone missed @kennaespeland's video of the dolphins... so did she

[Dylan @Dylan10Jenkins]

#FightForIowa #HopeForLiam

[Mady Espeland @madysenesp]

How do I go about getting a 2016 Joe’s DJ for my wedding

[Mady Espeland @madysenesp]

@B1G_Mhawk @hawkeyekirk @ImShamrock44 The second. Along with “balls” and “belly.” I still hate the last one 😅

[Mady Espeland @madysenesp]

@B1G_Mhawk Every time I see him I think “wth is that Matt Retland??”

[Mady Espeland @madysenesp]

It’s a miracle I don’t get accused of fake ID more often and here’s why

My ID:
- shows I’m 24
- lists a Forest City address
- still vertical

Me:
- looks 16
- lives in Readlyn
- frequently with high schoolers (because I’m a cheer coach)

[Mady Espeland @madysenesp]

It should be an NCAA violation to have blue uniforms and a blue turf. I’m watching Boise State but also thinking of you, Luther College

[Kim @kmbcrly]

I miss 2010 when the only pandemic we had was Bieber Fever

[Mady Espeland @madysenesp]

@WartburgKnights

[Mady Espeland @madysenesp]

@MrJohnston62 I can’t believe none of these responses include Wedding Crashers

[Mady Espeland @madysenesp]

@MrJohnston62 1. Garth Brooks
2. Eric Church
3. Justin Bieber
4. Craig Morgan
5. Thomas Rhett

[Mady Espeland @madysenesp]

Mark my words: if I have to quarantine I will achieve my 2020 goal of being able to ace a 4-person game of Song Quiz: 2000s by myself

[Mark Woodley @MarkWoodleyTV]

They’ve done it! From unranked to #1! Your class 1A state champion Wapsie Valley Warriors. #iahsbkb

[Bachelor Bob @BachelorBob_]

Me: Ugh one night is enough for me.

Chris Harrison: Come back tomorrow night at 8/7c for the most dramatic finale of all time!!!!

Me:

#TheBachelor #TheBachelorFinale

[Taylor Nitz @taylorfromKWAY]

The Warriors knock off #1 Lake Mills!!! They move on to the semis to take on #4 Montezuma on Wednesday afternoon at 2!

[Mady Espeland @madysenesp]

@mettryI_am He does not offer her the rose, and leaves her in the gravel parking lot

[Mady Espeland @madysenesp]

Imagine: you graduated from FCHS. Years later you’re on The Bachelor. He likes you. He comes to Forest City, IA. You take him to Taco Jerry’s. He was expecting authentic Mexican food and says he’s had better tacos. You don’t accept the rose bc you know it’ll never work out.

[brit (taylor’s version) @brittanyburen13]

Imagine: You graduated from Western Christian. Years later you’re on The Bachelor. He likes you. He comes to Hull, IA. You show him the extensive collection of state b-ball banners. He’s impressed. You have no photos of you in action bc you sat the bench. You don’t get the rose.

[Mady Espeland @madysenesp]

@AllisonZumbach you’re damn right 😍

[Mady Espeland @madysenesp]

@rylillquist I was like well they never run out of coffee 😂 the girls had to scramble

[Mady Espeland @madysenesp]

I’m with 6 teenage girls and this Starbucks is out of Strawberry Açaí. Send help