Madeline

Got me some wine. Bitches love wine.

[grace REMADE AND IMPROVED @agneswickfields]

do you think there is a contingent of gays in kings landing who stan cersei lannister. like margaery definitely has some. but do her gays and the cersei gays have beef?

[kiesha @kiesha9i]

girls trip!!!!!! Me and my girl cat were in the living room and now we are in the kitchen

[New town every hour (ret.) @TownsUsa]

world cup announcer just said "the English have struggled historically here in Massachusetts" lol

[daisy “dan goose” tackett @fatstevebuscemi]

oh to be a 4 years old beekeeper distracted by a roly poly instead of a wage slave under late stage capitalism

[ℋ𝒶𝒾𝓁𝑒𝓎 @Am_hailey]

My eight year old woke up at 5am today, got herself dressed. She's wearing a huge, poofy lavender dress, light up pastel pink shoes and she covered her face in glitter. I asked her if it was a special occasion and she said "It's museum day, I'm dressing up for the fossils" and girl - YES. Dress up for the fossils 🙌

[Lyn🦋 @_ayandamay]

I overheard a girl saying yesterday ‘worrying is such a terrible use of your imagination’ … and I audibly gasped.

[once and future wife geist @wife_geist]

theyll never be able to afford a nest

[ariel @donotdelay]

Being raised in an anti SpongeBob household is a lifelong social handicap and lowkey abusive

[Mr Cool Fresh @gofastmotorcycl]

Meep meep ass locale

[Gabrielle @gabbilicious04]

establishing dominance by being the naked window neighbor

[ol’ stocky ⛳️ @oldstocky]

I can understand why Italians saw this and decided to invent unemployment

[Ava @noampomsky]

very struck by this tiktok where a divorce attorney said the best heterosexual relationship dynamic is “evil witch devoted henchman”

[James Parker @panoparker]

I made a very important purchase at the medieval festival

[Joshwelt @weltszzn]

Ideally life should feel like Animal Crossing. You’re hanging out. Going to the beach. Eating fresh fruit. You are a little in a hole financially but it’s fine

[The Girl with the Garfield Tattoo @shelbyboring]

Ever since I was a little girl I always knew I wanted to play the role of Wife Who Aggressively Lotions Her Body While Having A Conversation With Her Husband At Bedtime

[Chadson @Chadson]

I really don’t think I should have to talk to HR about saying “the gun jammed” when asked why I got to work at 11 today.

[Joseph 🕊️ @CaudilloXIV]

I’m sorry liver but daddy can still remember her smile

[Claver_Jake_xrpI @Claverjake_1xrp]

gonna start running tomorrow but I’m confused how it works… am I just supposed to literally take off running? that’s so embarrassing 😭

[eliz @eliza___v]

Who fucking closed last night?