madz the alien

corgi mom. edm. gemini.

[madz the alien @madzthealien]

#NewProfilePic

[madz the alien @madzthealien]

this new ADTR album has my elder emo ass damn near going feral at my HR job rn. I miss warped tour. I miss swooped side bangs. I miss it all 🥲

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

Him: you better not be a cunty koala when i get there
me:

[PYPER🍒 @pyperxox]

Iphone users: Holds down an app to delete it

The rest of the apps:

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

the person who's about to legislate your human rights away

[𝒩𝑜𝓉𝓉𝓎 🌷 @nottydesignss]

A nice little “Well.” does the trick.

[dia @diajvns]

this new chapter is called: now that i know better, i must do better

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

against gender affirming care but that botox is kicking his ass

[PYPER🍒 @pyperxox]

8 years old me refusing to play with the kids to stay with the old ones and hear them gossip

[trish @ultragloss]

hot summer nights mid july when you and i were forever wild

[Jenni @hashjenni]

Me asking my dad why my cars making a weird noise

[emgracedawg @emgracedawg]

happy 4th to our founding fathers

[madz the alien @madzthealien]

Why does this look like puppy penny in the bathroom at tilt telling me and the gals that we should leave and go to cookout?

[madz the alien @madzthealien]

In college, I used to go out to the bars until 3 am and come home to cook a literal ribeye steak dinner. What the actual fuck.