Madeline Seller

Cheers to the people who love us, the losers who lost us, and the lucky bastards that get to meet us.

[Madeline Seller @madzz1013]

@realDonaldTrump Businesses can continue to flourish but you can't bring wolves & bears back when they are extinct. Please veto S.J.Res.18.

[Madeline Seller @madzz1013]

@bbritttevelynn okay that's like crazy! I broke mine once. How you ask? I fell off the back of a seadoo and hit it off the handle lol

[Madeline Seller @madzz1013]

Bent down to place my 80lbs golden retriever in the bathtub, and hit my tailbone off the faucet. 3 days later and still bruised. #mylife

[Madeline Seller @madzz1013]

Why would you bring grilled chicken with BONES in it to eat in the break room. I don't want to listen to you eat that...

[Madeline Seller @madzz1013]

**packs healthy snacks for once**
"Ugh there's nothing good in here. I'm going to starve."

[Madeline Seller @madzz1013]

Just remembered my dad stepped on a helpless crab lastnight #monster

[Madeline Seller @madzz1013]

I can't stand JoJo in the bachelorette anymore. She kept all the skeezy guys.

[Madeline Seller @madzz1013]

@jcmorrow19 oh I gotcha. You have to do something about that, nasty.

[Madeline Seller @madzz1013]

@jcmorrow19 who are you again?

[Madeline Seller @madzz1013]

@mjuliana32 obviously not, I just saw him on Saturday night. But thanks for letting me know.

[Madeline Seller @madzz1013]

The weeknd's lead singer needs a hair cut.

[Madeline Seller @madzz1013]

I don't want to go grocery shopping, but have no food.

[Madeline Seller @madzz1013]

I'm going to fricking hate myself tomorrow morning. Why do I not choose sleep!?!!

[Madeline Seller @madzz1013]

Hate when people try to tell me about their life problems at work. I got enough of my own, man.

[Madeline Seller @madzz1013]

@Rachiiiesue introduced me to whip cream in black coffee #heaven

[Madeline Seller @madzz1013]

Jordan and I are the only people that would show up at the fair at 10pm. Ohhhh the joys of his family running it.

[Madeline Seller @madzz1013]

Permanently bitchy today because I didn't get my coffee. Watch out.

[Madeline Seller @madzz1013]

I've been focusing on people who make my heart happy, and doing things that make me happy. And I'm happier.

[Madeline Seller @madzz1013]

Hate that glaucoma test for eye exams. I jump for every puff of air in my eye 😭