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Melissa❤️

[madz @madzzszz]

@S0fTBYN4TURE We could jump her. Bc tf that’s THEFT

[madz @madzzszz]

@S0fTBYN4TURE Girl WHAT

[Big Tucson Dad @BigTucsonDad]

“Ooohh all 5 people in Montana are gonna miss tiktok hardy hardy har”

You know who lives in Montana???

That’s right, TikTok’s favorite science explainer and conspiracy debunker HANK GREEN

We can’t lose him. We must fight.

[ModernGurlz @ModernGurlzz]

ppl on the internet need to understand that you are not entitled to every single thing that you want & it is not an “injustice” that you can’t afford a pretty purse made by an independent artist

[In These Times @inthesetimesmag]

Wow that's terrible! Anyway just gonna drop this here:

[David Deis 🍋‍🟩 @deis_david721]

@notcapnamerica You know we live in a dark timeline when you’re actively rooting for the Mouse and his lawyers.

[🇹🇹 🇺🇸 CatTriniDaddy [email protected] @kevmonger66]

@notcapnamerica So Florida: Disney is bailing, Truckers are boycotting, Farm workers have deserted fields, Construction workers won't show up on sites for fear of being deported. Books are banned, DEI is banned in public colleges, Trans folks are fleeing.

WINNING, amirite?

[The Information Pimp @BirdRespecter]

The idea that homeless people could otherwise afford electronics the rest of us take for granted shouldn’t make you mad at them. It should make you concerned that someone who’s likely employed is living on the streets and ask why that is

[@[email protected] @AutSciPerson]

I just found out that there's a credit card that gives you higher cashback rewards if you exercise (have an elevated heart rate) for 150 minutes a week.

And I want to say 2 things:

1. This is ableist.
2. If you have POTS, now is your time to cash in. Finally, some benefits!

[bug girl @buggirl]

i’m sorry but if MY best friend got her head cut off in front of me and i had a dragon………. yea everybody is dying today

[bug girl @buggirl]

if i ever decide to grow a human in my body for 9 months and then tear said body apart while pushing it out then OVER MY DEAD. FUCKING. BODY will that baby have the last name of a MAN who did what???? nutted 1 time. absolutely not

[People's City Council - Los Angeles @PplsCityCouncil]

Booooo fuck you @jimmyfallon

[ꕤ fairy of twt ꕤ @fairyoftwt]

I literally grew up watching pretty girls fight bad guys 😭

[Kiowa4Life @KTIC4Life]

@joncoopertweets And these are the new 21st century KKK hoods and robes.

[𝐩𝐡𝐚𝐢𝐭𝐡 ♥︎ @phaithmontoya]

After watching that movie again as an adult I have no idea how anyone finds any humor in this…

[𝓝𝓸𝓾𝓼𝓱𝓴𝔂 @NoushkyFabius]

At the deli, a dude started talking about soft women and alpha men and someone blurted "YO SHUT THE FUCK UP AND KEEP THAT SHIT ON TWITTER N**GA."

[madz @madzzszz]

There is a laundry list of reasons why I do not want a child and pretty high up there is the societal presupposition that mothers are always the #1 parent while dads get to “babysit” their own kids. I feel like even if I was married I’d be a single mom and I’d rather 💀💀

[AskAubry 🦋 🐆🦝 @ask_aubry]

Taking care of your own kids is NOT a present.