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[Raksha @caraksha103]

I can either do 8 hours of work in 45 minutes or 45 minutes of work in 8 hours. There is no in between.

[DeeDee - ADHD Helper @DopaminePlsMe]

To an ADHD brain, a missed deadline is not a scheduling error. It is a moral character flaw.

I will apologize like I committed a felony. I will work 3x harder to "make up for it."

And even after they say "Great job, thanks," my brain files the entire interaction under: Evidence That I Am A Fraud.

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

I think many of your problems stem from the fact that you’re not keeping it 100 on the land, the sea, the sky

[claire rowden @clx1re]

we need to talk about the most relatable scene in wicked. which is when glinda doesn’t get her way, immediately announces she needs to lie down, and bowen yang shouts “WE NEED A PASTRY! WE NEED A PASTRY!”

[Betches @betchesluvthis]

how your email finds me

[Betches @betchesluvthis]

elphaba sun, glinda rising, dr dillamond moon

[Betches @betchesluvthis]

quitting my job to watch Wicked

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

Women know that men don’t scheme to “dress like girls” to assault them.

They do it every day in broad daylight. And the ones in power protect each other to keep it quiet.

Just ask the House Ethics Committee. Or the President-elect of the United States.

Leave women alone.

[Jim Stewartson, Decelerationist 🇨🇦🇺🇦🇺🇸 @jimstewartson]

Just read this.

[One Awkward Mom @oneawkwardmom]

Sorry I can’t make it, it’s dark by 6pm and I have an astigmatism and also I don’t want to.

[flamin nora @katieogunsakin]

I feel like the dark this year is darker than last year. I have absolutely no science to back this up but I feel that it is too dark

[Vee 🤍 @braidedfolklore]

"Taylor ruined football" good I hope she ruins everything men love I hope she burns it all to the ground

[jacki ✫ @afterglowalycia]

“you unfollow ppl over politics?” i’ve unfollowed people because they don’t like my favorite taylor swift song

[Keels @keels81]

White Women should have to show proof of how they voted to attend any drag brunch for at least the next four years.

[the little libra that could @Gaberzzzzz]

Your child is autistic but you voted for someone who wants to defund the department of education which would grant your child special learning accommodations but no yeah “Jesus is king”

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

pole = 💈

poll = 🗳️

[maybe: clare @clur19]

Let Kornacki drink on camera on election night like Anderson and Andy on NYE

[Terrance Avery @terrancesavery]

Your college friend who did every MLM and is now a real estate agent is going to post "no matter who wins Jesus is King" today and then tomorrow say the absolute worst shit about Harris voters lol.

Can't wait.

[Paige❤️‍🔥 @bejeweledpaige]

Americans yearn for loveable nerds named Steve