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Wii Sports champion 2006-2012 🏆

[cheyenne @idkcheyenne13]

MY FAVORITE BASKETBALL TEAM OF THE LAST TWO WEEKS JUST WON LETS FUCKING GO KNICKS

[tyler the carrot @needsomeindomie]

‘name 3 knicks players’ jalen brunson, zohran mamdani and spider-man

[JalenBrunsonLover﹐ @MahomesPR]

Need a subway rat to chew on Wemby’s achilles like it’s a wire tonight

[McNasty @McNasty]

if i ever get to this point i give anyone permission to take me out back and blow my shit smoov off

[Bridgewater Police (Massachusetts) @BwtrPolice]

05/23/2026 10:40AM Caller from South/Pleasant Street reports male party wearing camo clothing and possibly carrying a bazooka in the area. Officer reports male is landscaper with leaf blower.

[tate @octatate]

something needs to be done about dog culture WHY is your dog in chipotle?

[JT @jiratickets]

asked my grandpa what he thinks about the new spotify logo and he told me he saw a man get run over by an M4 sherman tank and pulverized into jelly in korea. the rain diluted his remains into the mud and his existence was erased from history in just a few minutes

[Smiley @30GotNext]

Nah stay over there

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

To be so extremely clear, letting poor families and children learn about marine biology is a pure good that helps society as a whole. These people want poor people to suffer merely for being poor

[Bummer T. Vibes, Esq @VibesBummer]

When I’m eating shared nachos I’m always thinking 3 nacho moves ahead of my opponent.

[Adam Karpiak @Adam_Karpiak]

He’s in the final interview. Now reveal there’s an internal candidate.

[Secular Talk ([email protected]) @KyleKulinski]

How the fuck is this legal. This is so beyond insane I have no words for it.

[฿₳₮₮ⱠɆ ฿ɎⱤĐ @BattleByrd]

Dad you can drink more beers than any of my friend's dads...

[idle worship @paocarisweat]

before i am american i am a californian but over everything i identify as a baydestrian

[pwnlord69 @pwnlord69]

my clawdbot hacked my toto bidet and it boiled the water in my toilet through a firmware hack and now my asshole is being treated for 2nd degree burns all because it heard me call it a clanker through my alexa -- they're laughing about it on moltbook

[Fr Joseph Hudson @acloudofsaints]

You do not have unlimited time.
Your death will come on an ordinary day, in the middle of unfinished plans, and the world will continue on without you.

[dond @DawnedEUW]

I can't help but notice that I am seeing a lot more dragon sighting videos since the advent of generative AI.

Could it be that AI's adverse effects on the environment are leading to a change in their behavior, e.g. lack of water sources that causes them to move closer to cities?

[定 @de3dsoul]

Bro: How r u so focused even under pressure?

Meanwhile me in 2004:

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

STOP TRYING TO BE CONTENT CREATORS !!! WE NEED ELECTRICIANS !!!!!