Mae 🫡

hard and fragile 🏳️‍⚧️ //
she's like a candle in the wind... unreliable.

[Mae 🫡 @mae_fab_]

(me to cis men in public) excuse me sir your tuck came undone

[April Clark @autogynefiles]

I don’t understand what this has to do with anything

[Mae 🫡 @mae_fab_]

titties out at work is allowed with confidence, but not allowed without confidence

[Mae 🫡 @mae_fab_]

asking chatgpt why my fucking kid won't stop crying

[Mae 🫡 @mae_fab_]

america is a meritocracy because you can become rich just by logging into https://t.co/5fMIVN7eht

[Mae 🫡 @mae_fab_]

JOI video for when you're running late to work that just says CUM in big text for 5 seconds then it's over

[Mae 🫡 @mae_fab_]

I only came out as a bisexual because I ran out of other ways to be annoying

[Jane Schoenbrun @sapphicspielbrg]

Kamala IS Perverts

[Mae 🫡 @mae_fab_]

I refer to Joe Rogan as "the news"

[Mae 🫡 @mae_fab_]

hate when the bus driver thanks me. bitch i didn't do anything. except look beautiful.

[Aaron 🦇 @aaronfraggle]

It's on Tubu. It's literally on Heebee. It's on Poodee with ads. It's literally on Dippy. You can probably find it on Weeno. Dude it's on Gumpy. It's a Pheebo original. It's on Poob. You can watch it on Poob. You can go to Poob and watch it. Log onto Poob right now.

[Mae 🫡 @mae_fab_]

Why are there no beautiful older british women in the NBA ?

[Mae 🫡 @mae_fab_]

ordering two beers at the bar and bringing one home for my wife

[Mae 🫡 @mae_fab_]

if even one person has their phone out during my Sonic 3 showing I am calling the cops

[Mae 🫡 @mae_fab_]

this year I'm gonna start lying to my friends with nut allergies about whether things have nuts or not

[Mae 🫡 @mae_fab_]

2025 is the year cis women start packing

[Mae 🫡 @mae_fab_]

doing that thing where people try to hide their vape at the bar but with a whole cigarette and fire and everything

[Mae 🫡 @mae_fab_]

vagueposting about some crazy sex I made up hoping my doctor sees and gets jealous

[Mae 🫡 @mae_fab_]

someone tell me why I just got kicked out of the shoe store for having "too weird of feet" what the fuck @dsw_us