Abby J

[Abby J @maebbyj]

Today I ate at a diner where you get a free book with every meal, which is easily the best concept for a restaurant ever.

[Abby J @maebbyj]

RIP to all the chapsticks left in cars during this heatwave.

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@wrussellmania About that...

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Relatable.

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The fact that biweekly can mean both “every two weeks” AND “twice a week” is a nightmare.

[Abby J @maebbyj]

AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

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Pretty much sums it up.

[Abby J @maebbyj]

Currently on my way to Florida for work. I keep being told it's cold there: 76. When I woke up it was 6 degrees. Pretty sure I'll be okay. 😎

[Abby J @maebbyj]

It's worth noting that the spokesperson was the world's fastest clapper.

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Turned my tv on and an infomercial for the clapper was on. I didn't know that was still a thing?

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And Peggy.

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"All of us are more than one thing." YES. #HamildocPBS

[Abby J @maebbyj]

#HamildocPBS has been on my calendar for like a month. I'M SO EXCITED. Let's gooooo.

[Kid President @iamkidpresident]

"Somewhere inside all of us is the power to change the world." -Roald Dahl

Roald Dahl was born 100 years ago today!

[Abby J @maebbyj]

Took off half of my nail polish then ran out of remover. Now I have just one hand of chipped nail polish...

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OLYMPICS. It's happening.

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Accidentally grabbed a chocolate pudding instead of my usual yogurt from my fridge this morning. Not upset about it even a little bit.

[Abby J @maebbyj]

@ksbrilliance this is the most accurate description of Sunday nights. It pains me every time it happens.

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Someone is BLASTING gospel music in my apartment's parking lot. #asyoudo

[Abby J @maebbyj]

On a plane to Florida and the human diagonally in front of me seems to have bought to view March Madness. I can see it perfectly #blessed