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[🤍 @maedejoice]

*us talking about weddings.*
Me: would you rather have a big wedding or have an elopement?
Him: Elote? 🌽

[JAZM!N ✿ @jazmintheegreat]

once i get my shit together it’s over for you bitches 😭😭😭

[✿ DAISY B ✿ @daisybgu]

I don’t get mad when people don’t text back cause I also don’t text back 85% of the time lmao. I feel it.

[dazz tuff @Double_daz]

Walmart radio always plays all the jam..!

[JAZM!N ✿ @jazmintheegreat]

men in their 30’s >>>

[🤍 @maedejoice]

“I’m not a house husband, I’m a mailman” @Double_daz

[🤍 @maedejoice]

MILF in the making 🤎

[🤍 @maedejoice]

🤍 funko hollywood 🤎

[🤍 @maedejoice]

“I’m the type to draw stick figures with boobs”

[🤍 @maedejoice]

*looking up baby bassinet*
Boyfriend: “what is that, is that for squishmellows”
Me: “ITS FOR A FREAKING KID!”

[Faisal Warsani @faisalwarsani]

Miniature beach painting

[🤍 @maedejoice]

*googles “what’s will ferrells most successful movie”
me: “OH ELF”
coworker: “yeah.. will smith”

[🤍 @maedejoice]

My boyfriend just woke up and said I think I farted on you last night 🙄

[🤍 @maedejoice]

My mans asked me if evolving his Pokémon would make me happy 😂😂

[Andrea Russett @AndreaRussett]

my boyfriend and i have spent the entire day watching every single harry potter movie in our hotel bed. this is how u start the year right

[🤍 @maedejoice]

@Double_daz

[Im Married 💍 🩷 @AnayaPrude]

I will NOT eat up my money in 2022.🤣 I got food at home! I got food at home! I GOT FOOD AT HOME!!!

[Ay🤍 @ay_siaa]

I need my coochie ate , I been mad lately.

[🤍 @maedejoice]

“Can we make a tik tok boo?” -david

[Luis Vercetti @97Vercetti]

nobody:

my friends stories at 8am: