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all experience ever does is confirm my doubts

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

went here and everybody knew you

[𝓂𝒶ℯ @maedottxt]

will marry and bare the children of whoever will pay to have all of my teeth removed

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in the tune to that shitty country song “it’s horny hours somewhere”

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@xryanzax @NatureUnedited why is that so cute that I want to throw up

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Just had the absolute pleasure of cleaning up what I was told was human feces from the parking garage at my work (however I’m pretty sure it was just dogs)

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@dorlerme Nah the ratio is increasing on the girlie pop’s side

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learning that I will love everyone with 11100% no matter how little or an impact you think you have on my life and people I hold dear will almost always take advantage of it

[cнєєкυ⋆｡🪐˚ ⋆ @Okay_Bye___]

How it feels to explain ur problem to customer support chat bot

[Biscuit @winslownian]

I just wanted to take a moment to acknowledge this Hinge interaction from 2023

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@theashrb @stephx23 GIRL SAME

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I can’t believe I’ve been using this line for this long

[𝓂𝒶ℯ @maedottxt]

why are they surprised I won’t tell them

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wait this was a banger

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me in the bathroom pushing out his nut so he doesn’t make me juno

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yesterday was my moms birthday and Monday is her death date and like everything has been so bad today and I know that that is exactly what she would have wanted

[sarina @sariverse]

i unfortunately see it

[e l l a 🇨🇦 @blondehotcoffee]

just drove past costco

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chat should I start tweeting every single one of my unhinged thoughts again