Maegan Swacker

just a mom and her four year old

[Maegan Swacker @maeganswacker]

@madiswack HAHAHA that’s a good one

[Maegan Swacker @maeganswacker]

@c_latiolais16 always pissing in somebody’s Cheerios

[Maegan Swacker @maeganswacker]

All I want is a cute lil house with a wrap around porch so I can drink my bud light and watch my hubby cut the grass with no shirt on 😁

[Maegan Swacker @maeganswacker]

I just want to go to the bar and church. Is that too much to ask?

[Preston Guy @PGuy77]

Anyone who thinks Joe Burrow should be drafted before the 24th pick is absolutely bonkers. There’s no way I would take a guy like that in the top-23 picks. Teams in the top-23 should definitely pass on this guy.

[Maegan Swacker @maeganswacker]

rice festival is so close I can smell it

[Maegan Swacker @maeganswacker]

Preach girl

[Mayci Gonzales @maycgonzales]

don't trust anyone but yourself

[Maegan Swacker @maeganswacker]

Loser, l0$3r, fu**#*# loser

[Maegan Swacker @maeganswacker]

made a tictok account as a joke. just checked the time. I’ve been watching videos for 3 hours straight. what have I turned myself into

[Maegan Swacker @maeganswacker]

Done living on my own. My bags are packed. Moving back to my dad’s house. Goodnight.

[brittany @brittmerl]

Last night I was writing in my journal and I found a old entry where I said, “His morals will raise your kids. His hands will protect your home, and his heart will nurture you when you’re hurting. Don’t settle.” and for some reason I just feel like someone needs to hear that

[Maegan Swacker @maeganswacker]

@HalinaShofstall Stressed spelt backwards is desserts🤷🏼‍♀️

[Lil Sasquatch @lilsasquatch66]

No one:

White guy who doesn’t know if he remembered his wallet:

[Maegan Swacker @maeganswacker]

@devincott25 @maycgonzales

[Maegan Swacker @maeganswacker]

I wish Eleanor could reason with me and tell me what she actually wants for Christmas because “a unicorn with fairy wings and a basketball” just isn’t going to cut it

[Jena Engelbert 🦄 @jenaengelbert]

Why ASAP look like scooby doo when he was trying to sneak on the airplane to spooky island???