Mae Harness

Explorer, Reader, Dancer, Six Year Old. Rollar coaster enthusiast. Lover of Shoes, Sparkles, Dresses, Accessories, Mermaids and Unicorns. Tweets are my own.

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(at the store with Dad)

We'll be your grabbers!

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I'd definitely need a fan if we were going on a walk today!

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(coming downstairs this morning)

Where did I sleep last night? Did I sleep in my bed? 🤯

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I have to practice sleeping in my bed so that the tooth fairy will be able to find me when I lose my tooth.

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(playing CandyLand; Mom is sent from Queen Frostine to Plumpy)

Plumps did you a deal. Princess Lolly is my burner.

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There were so many Whopping Willows in Virginia Momma, you would love it!

(Whopping Willows= Harry Potter; Weeping Willows=Mom's favorite tree)

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My wiggly tooth is uprooted in the back

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Now we can do anything we want without those boys interrupting us!

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It doesn't matter how long I stay under (the water). It's most important that I breathe... that's obvious.

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Sorry I made things awkward...

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Does the chocolate honey have more health in it?

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No, no, no you sit down Mom. We got this. You relax.

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Doesn't it feel good to be home!

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I'm going to miss Abbey 🦮

Cody: "I'll send you a video of her"

I don't have a phone!

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(seeing trophies at Cody's house)

He must be a master at everything!

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Did you see the lock (on the Air BNB door)? It's actually impressive.

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I wanna hear the desert highway song

#UnknownLegend

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Mom: "I just rode eight miles in my Peloton. That's half what you rode the other day."

But it's not a REAL bike. You didn't ride anywhere. It's JUST a Peloton.

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Why don’t horses have jobs? Not fair

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What if we just had a few big snacks along the day?