Mae

lololololol

[Kyle Prue @KylePrue]

Terrible news for people with no legitimate coping mechanisms

[Noah Garfinkel @NoahGarfinkel]

Bringing your dad both screwdrivers because you don’t know what he’s talking about.

[Jenni @hashjenni]

me at 1am, 2am, 3am, 4am, 5am, 6am, 7am, 8am, 9am, 10am, 11am, 12nn, 1pm, 2pm, 3pm, 4pm, 5pm, 6pm, 7pm, 8pm, 9pm, 10pm, 11pm, 12mn.

[2000s @PopCulture2000s]

adele is just like us. here for rihanna nothing more

[🤙🏻soso🤙🏻 @sophiebuddle]

when I answer 3 emails

[bitsy von muffling @DoctorPissPants]

I used to be 21 but now I'm 24. So you can understand why I'm so freaked out

[No Context Brits @NoContextBrits]

“I hope this email finds you well.”

How the email found me:

[Greta Thunberg @GretaThunberg]

yes, please do enlighten me. email me at [email protected]

[amanda @THECOOLISSUE]

when you're mean to me this is what you're being mean to

[The Redheaded libertarian @TRHLofficial]

BREAKING: @GuyFieri has been re-elected Mayor of Flavortown.

[hot girl midsommar @verymimi]

some of you need to TRY a GUY named jesus christ

[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

me: i cannot wait for fall! FALL IS FINALLY HERE!!!!

also me: 😰I’m cold😰

[dopce @chromesandwich]

People will say "listen to your body" and then say don't drink diet coke. Pick one

[Isabel Steckel @IsabelSteckel]

hey sorry i actually called shotgun infinity when i was 9 so you have to sit in the back

[🂱 @laylology]

white women were so right when they made enjoying a crisp diet coke a personality trait! cheers ladies 💯

[michelle hanley @piscesgurl69]

obsessed with the kids who made the finals of the USA Mullet Championships and their absolutely fucked up names

[President Biden Archived @POTUS46Archive]

Thanks, Obama