Deputy Dan: The Dangerous Man

Uh-oh, someone's mad and is going to use something on my profile against me! Block me after because last word wins, right?! 🐸 Pronouns: Fuck You / Suck My Dick

[Deputy Dan: The Dangerous Man @maelstrom413x]

@onlysammms I'm glad we've all came to the same realization! Post-Ketamine Psychosis made her take miles of dick! She wasn't in control, she should have had someone responsible making sure she didn't... Wait, did you just reinvent patriarchy and call it feminism and women's liberation?

[Deputy Dan: The Dangerous Man @maelstrom413x]

@onlysammms Women can't be held responsible for actions they've taken after snorting ketamine off a stranger's penis! It doesn't matter that they did ketamine off her body as well, it's still rape! And she shouldn't be held accountable if she gets in a car afterwards and kills a family of 4!

[Deputy Dan: The Dangerous Man @maelstrom413x]

@Tyre_94 Damn, it's almost like the guys who romanticize it want it to happen again and hope it succeeds. Weird how that works, isn't it? You think like, one step further than the current step and you start to understand how stupid the single-step thinkers are...

[Deputy Dan: The Dangerous Man @maelstrom413x]

@sourpatchlyds "I got high and ate a bunch of sausages, now everyone's calling me a sausage gobbler! How could sausages do this to me!?"

[Deputy Dan: The Dangerous Man @maelstrom413x]

@Cxmaza But if she did ketamine and got behind the wheel of a car she'd be held responsible for her actions, but since she snorted Ketamine off a stranger's dick and rode 6 more, it's not her fault. They were just as high, considering she let them ALL DO KETAMINE OFF HER BODY.

[Deputy Dan: The Dangerous Man @maelstrom413x]

@CraigAnder87311 Village Bike does ketamine off a dudes dick and consensually takes miles of dick, then claims her obligatory taksies-backsies when she's disinvited from a Halloween Party.

Why wouldn't she get more hate than the guys who got a free ride and falsely accused of skipping the fare?

[Deputy Dan: The Dangerous Man @maelstrom413x]

@paniniboy7 Oh no, I slipped and accidentally snorted ketamine off some dude's dick! How could I possibly be responsible for my own actions?! I made an oopsie but that doesn't give unconscious dudes the right to be unconsentually gobbled by me! How could they do this to me?!

[Deputy Dan: The Dangerous Man @maelstrom413x]

@Yeren_e Who knows, in a year's time, this guy might be facing rape charges anyways. How do we know she consented to pantsing him? Maybe she was suffering from post-ketamine psychosis when this happened. Believe all women!

[Deputy Dan: The Dangerous Man @maelstrom413x]

@shoe0nhead I snorted ketamine off a hotdog then ate it. I didn't consent, and I definitely didn't consent 6 more times with 6 more hotdogs! How could hot dogs do this to me?!

[Deputy Dan: The Dangerous Man @maelstrom413x]

@Solidarity_Star itt: everyone who agrees with me is right and everyone who disagrees with my is part of a "collective psychosis" that I decide the definition of.

Source: I made it the fuck up

[Deputy Dan: The Dangerous Man @maelstrom413x]

@SleepyHexu Snorting Ketamine off a stranger's penis at 4? That's a crazy run. Maybe you should go see a therapist.

[Deputy Dan: The Dangerous Man @maelstrom413x]

@BigDickBarclay We all know the most hated character of the series among "racist chuds" was Mace Windu, duh.

[Deputy Dan: The Dangerous Man @maelstrom413x]

@yura_bura @thevivafrei You... Just told the Jewish guy... That he hates Jews... When he was mocking the people who act like there isn't 2 different people...

[Deputy Dan: The Dangerous Man @maelstrom413x]

@philthatremains "Sex at work is real at work" or whatever prostitutes usually say.

[Deputy Dan: The Dangerous Man @maelstrom413x]

@Postagensmerda Tweets from Fatty, colorized 2026

[Deputy Dan: The Dangerous Man @maelstrom413x]

@LowkeyEnergy_ Yeah, I remember me and all my mustache-twirling white friends in school, eating Filet Mignon and Caviar while we watched the black kids eat cardboard pizza... Wait, no, we all ate the same thing.

Did you ride to school on a bus of suspiciously low length?

[Deputy Dan: The Dangerous Man @maelstrom413x]

@CalebFulston Yeah, all those benevolent gangs making sure to only hunt down other gangs. Vigilantes, in fact. There's never any instances of gangs negatively impacting civilians!

[Deputy Dan: The Dangerous Man @maelstrom413x]

@FrankFWJH Damn that's crazy. Otherworlders still think their opinions matter to us in the big 2026.

[Deputy Dan: The Dangerous Man @maelstrom413x]

@Nikz_sama @pr0mehteus @i0ki_LoL It's not like we just re-released 2nd-iteration Aatrox for top lane. Or added another ADC with a generic "boost attack speed, deal mixed damage, movespeed boost" kit. Or another poke mage. All this as if we needed more of these. Throw in Naafiri and Hwei. Can't make support tho.

[Deputy Dan: The Dangerous Man @maelstrom413x]

@Nikz_sama @pr0mehteus @i0ki_LoL So in this case, you mean more cookie-cutter assassins for mid lane, more generic bruisers for top, and more standard ADCs. Supports specifically are too plentiful, but there's not enough Khazix/Rengar/Talon/Nocturne/Qiyana/Naafiri types whose whole kit is "Jump in and kill".