Mae Schramm

All about Jesus, tacos + rocks.
Full-time legal assistant, part-time blogger.

[Mae Schramm @maelynschramm]

@ATT my installation crew was supposed to arrive between 8 am and 12 pm. It's almost 12:30. Where y'all at? 😡

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Filing taxes as a "single without dependents" is enough to make me feel like a strong, independent woman. Who run the world? Girls.

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@southwestair my rapid rewards account doesn't show my flight and I need to check in. Can you please help me?

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Hey @southwestair -- OOPS! I have 2 rapid rewards accounts. What should I do?

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Caught that #bloggingbug again. Have you checked out #callmemaebeblog lately? New things happening. Better things happening!

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#callmemaebe is under construction, but stay tuned for bigger and better things!!!

#lifestyleblogs #christianblogs #blogging

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@questdiagnostics is gonna check out my blood tomorrow. Please pray I can still eat bread. #gluten #celiac #vampires

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Friends -- thanks for being so faithful to #laughterlovegod for so many years. Your loyalty has been appreciated.... https://t.co/iUQeKJeUbe

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Apparently you can't change Facebook page names willy nilly. Mark Zuckerberg doesn't like it if the content of... https://t.co/ToU161dJvw

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Sometimes I decide to back out on a project, person or plan because I declare it "not feasible." I'm starting to... https://t.co/fHYb5BbMh2

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Goes to @Anthropologie during lunch break. Has problem.

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@starbucks barista hands me my change, "Here you go. You're really pretty." Lol what? #thanksalatte #wordsofaffirmation

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Don't forget to take my #relationship survey. Excited to see the results! #PRpassion #nerdlife https://t.co/ORFHmkV5mG

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I'm a total #PRnerd. Made a survey on how social media affects #dating. Ten Q's, anonymous, please take it! https://t.co/ORFHmkV5mG

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#DearKappaSig, I'm outraged at your blatantly racist party theme. As a #baylorgrad, I'm ready for us to start reppin our green & gold well.

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Don't call me a #hipster. Call me #Christian. https://t.co/8C1yBFDDag #laughterlovegod

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This weather is killin' it! #texasweather

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I know I'm supposed to be an adult, but this weather calls for ice cream for dinner. #moodymondays

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"You are an @Anthropologie queen." The best compliment I've ever received. #shoptilyoudrop

[Mae Schramm @maelynschramm]

Currently eating Torchy chips and queso in bed watching The People v. OJ Simpson. Actual bliss.