Kaymia L. Wheat

Bean sorter, working on my promotion to bean counter. laughter enthusiast.

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@jackblack So we (a tiny community theatre group in Northern Canada) are putting on a Murder Mystery show with pirates... whatcha up to for the next 2 months? There is a character we think you’d really connect with.

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@Twitter I apologize you are only partially guilty... the in case you missed it stuff is only a minor annoyance.

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Okay I gotta call out @facebook @instagram and @Twitter most of us hate when you pick what we should be seeing! Go back to the old style with most recent was always at the top. Other options, optional for us to choose if we so desire.

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“Well stop licking the buttholes of my ex boyfriends”
#sentencesIneverimaginedneedingtosay

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@Terrence_Zhou and then when you have that giggle turn it off. It just got weird after that scene.

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@Terrence_Zhou oh my gosh. Watch the mystery team... it's on Netflix. Keep this tweet in mind and you'll have a good giggle.

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@tomatosmook you know it. Or do you?

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I just told my roomie that I was going to ask celebs my questions. She thinks I'm a crazy person now. Or still whatever.

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@AnnaKendrick47 Are misleading release dates part of the plan to drive me slowly insane with anticipation for #pitchperfect3? When is it?

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Getting closer to 9 thousand days of doing this human thing... I must say I'm still not sure what I'm doing. When do I get my manual?

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"I am grateful for my life because if I didn't have my life I wouldn't be alive" ~ Esther 8
Gratitude is just great+attitude.

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Haha I made the joke, and she got it. #instantfriendship

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Oh my goodness! Listening to @TheMinimalists podcast #4 first time I've ever heard someone else mention unschooling! I did that for 5 years!

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Gonna get my podcast on @OLDPodcast! Minimalist Monday could not have come at a better time.10 days till minimalism whether I'm ready or not

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Finally caught up to the current cast @OLDPodcast. Keep up the good work! Now that I can just keep up with you instead of playing catchup.

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Fantastic show by @themudmen tonight at @TheLidoFSJ! You guys made a fan out of me that's for sure. Can't wait to see you guys back.

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Ever read back on all your old tweets and wonder what you were talking about?.... It's like the most confusing journal ever.

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In search of replacement friends. Requirements: must be prepared to laugh at my groan worthy jokes. #whydidthechickencrosstheroad

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Hacked into my own Twitter, ran a coding program I like to call guesmory. It's a nice mix of guesswork and memory. #I'msopredictable

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@clayclayc maybe they don't have a good calling plan? Maybe they were driving? Maybe they were on the toilet? All reasons I've used.