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[𝓔𝓶 ♡ @emkenobi]

Your boyfriend is trying to give you a five-course meal after you gave him vomit on a plate.

[Queen ✰ @QUEENP0P]

Still the biggest insult in the hisory of cinema

[ຸ @fvckfemi_]

i'm not sure how many "everything happens for a reason" moments I have left in me

[Pelagius 🦁 @pelagiusreborn]

It’s called being aristocratic, ladies.

[kuno @kunoo]

My Dad just found out Bitcoin is at $62,000

(I told him to buy at $126,000)

[M. @pedressii]

“apart from winning the euros at 16” 😭

[𝑇𝐴𝑅𝐸𝐾 @Tareq3bdelslam]

Me: I need sleep.

My brain: let’s talk about your biggest regrets.

[𝚣𝚎𝚎𝚣 @wtfzeezco]

when you realize in your 20s that you’ve unlocked 30s & 40s problems

[Lola @lolamata___]

Es el mejor día de mi vida

[Alexander 𖤓 Nietzschean Vitalist @UbermenschMind]

Me (I have never read Nietzsche)

[🎱 @FCB_Wyzz]

WHERE IS MY ALVAREZ NEWS.@FabrizioRomano

[Lemón 🍋 @cigarettesummer]

They’re making me post on linkedIn agaaaain

[ayo @wtfay0]

happy new month hermanos.

[Miilato @miiilato]

how tf am I supposed to act my age if I've never been this age before

[cheto @CaadeOKC]

Le enseñas esto a Napoleón y se vuelve nadando a la isla donde lo aislaron