mae

can cry on command, hire me - she/her BLM

[mae @maepughweber]

the other day i told my mental health worker mom about a helpful method i made up for processing negative emotions. she congratulated me & said she was going to use it with her students so excuse me while i take my rightful place as the god-king of therapy

[mae @maepughweber]

there's nothing better than going on a date with a ~comedian~ who keeps saying they're a comedian instead of just ~being funny~

[mae @maepughweber]

😎

[The Hill @thehill]

JUST IN: Senate panel votes to make women register for draft https://t.co/51QSVSwdEe

[mae @maepughweber]

my roommate’s cat bangs his head against my door every morning until i get up make my bed and allow him to sleep on it for at least 6 hours a day. and then when i try to pet him, he scratches me.

i love this stupid pampered bitch

[Helen Healey @_bookperson]

Dreamed I wrote this on the board to kick off the first day of logic class, needless to say it was a hit

1. All men are mortal
2. Tony Soprano is a man
3. Therefore, Tony Soprano is mortal

[mae @maepughweber]

absolutely cannot wait to die at 29

[David Amaya @AmayaNYC]

Dawg.

[mae @maepughweber]

getting in a car for the first time in a while tonight! im so excited to take a ride in the car i’m like a dog going to the dog park. can’t wait to stick my little head out the window and shake my little tail in excitement

[mae @maepughweber]

i couldn’t be told a damn thing at the age of 3 - and this outfit? immaculate

[Lureena Cornwell @makesgoodsoup]

Influencer keeps it real

[mae @maepughweber]

wrote a fun little post for my friend’s blog about legally changing my name and the pho restaurant that i now consider a third parent🍲✨
https://t.co/lQDzZc8oK7

[mae @maepughweber]

i remember walking around my neighborhood at 14 while listening to santigold’s “look at these hoes” and thinking “yes, this absolutely applies to my life”

[mae @maepughweber]

@haleyanneturner i know what im good for 💖

[mae @maepughweber]

i almost forgot that alex russo is just disney’s take on @mayerst13

[KATIE🐞 @muppetquayn]

I really can’t stop thinkin bout that one BIG boi rat in ratatouille :/

[mae @maepughweber]

@Punknews the opposite of “all star” behavior

[mae @maepughweber]

after working as a receptionist at a nail salon for 1.5 years i saw this and went blind with rage

[mae @maepughweber]

BUT MAKE NO MISTAKE THESE ARE THE PEOPLE’S TIDDIES

[mae @maepughweber]

if boob guys are republicans and ass men are leftists, my body is sadly, a centrist :/

[Shá Sanders @shasanders03]

Yo. White people. Stop hijacking the movement with stupid, useless, and pathetic things like this. You’re watering down the damn message.