messy hall

KPH

[Hayes Ball @ballhazin]

Blue collar dudes wouldn’t last a day in a cold office with busy schedule full of teams meetings and someone just reheated their
leftovers and it reeks

[ala @calajms]

"act your age" fuck off, i've never been this age before

[໊໊ @juniorkingpp]

This looks like it belongs in auto zone

[throwbacks @solelynostalgia]

he would’ve fought the hantavirus himself if it was on his ship

[anna !!! :)) 🇵🇸🌸✨🌸🇵🇸 @frogs4girls]

does that shit say 2022

[Grant Slatton @GrantSlatton]

insane that we tolerate living in a society where you can go see one dentist

and he's like "ya u have 13 cavities, will be $4000 to fix them all"

then see another and he's like "that guy was full of shit and trying to scam you, you're fine"

???

[messy hall @maesiee]

starting a burn book for insurance companies

[IG: @MACEOMULAN @maceomulan]

hot yesterday, tornado last night, cold today, pollen everywhere, & gas $3000

[Hollywood Deals @LocalDingus]

every day the universe takes $60 from me

[Agita Christie @pagan_hoetry]

Windy is my least favorite weather. Hyperactive purposeless chaos. Chill the fuck out and stop moving shit to and fro

[𝒵𝒾𝓀✯ @_Gottalovezik]

the fact that walls get dusty is ridiculous. you're vertical. act like it.

[Matt Margolis @ItsMattsLaw]

The European mind can’t comprehend slightly prophetic groundhogs

[Matt Margolis @ItsMattsLaw]

Aliens (completely bewildered): so the groundhog

Me: is clairvoyant, yes

[tonk, hold the honky @DstanfordHenry]

If they kissed it would sound like deer locking antlers

[NUFF @nuffsaidny]

Y’all keep rapping when we need salt truck drivers.

[ava 🌞 @moonsoultarot]

Grannies really got it right with tea and soup and knitting and doing puzzles and sitting outside listening to the birds and having a sweet treat and going to bed at 8pm

[autistic seal @lilcosmicowgirl]

it should be illegal to take a nap and still have a headache when you wake up. like no i shut it off and back on again why are you still here