MΛΞSTRO P

Remember, they’re just jokes. We’re all gonna die soon and there’s no sequel -Ricky Gervais

[MΛΞSTRO P @maestroP17]

🚨 NEW VIDEO 🚨

Watch as I rant for 10ish minutes about jerseys that aren’t the normal home and away variants

https://t.co/t0iBhi1LGz

[MΛΞSTRO P @maestroP17]

.@CityofTampa we need to give Cabo Verde a hero’s welcome back to Tampa! 🇨🇻

[ToonArmyTX @toonarmytx]

You can love Mexico the country, Mexican people, Mexican culture, etc. I certainly do. But in soccer/football? Fuck no. If you're new here, talk to your real ones #USMNT friends. We do not root for the Mexican national team. I didnt say you have to root for England either, btw

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

Why is it ‘cancelled’ in the U.K. but ‘canceled’ in the U.S.?

Because we gave them that L in 1776.

[RamLover69 🇺🇸 @GetRammed_69]

“WELCOME TO 7 STRAIGHT HOURS OF COMMERCIAL FREE MILITARY FLYOVERS”

[Korea Football News @KORFootballNews]

Teams that didn't help South Korea's scenarios to advance to the round of 32 in the final group stage match are being eliminated. Fans are calling this Hong Myung-bo's curse😂

Germany ❌
Japan ❌
Austria ❌
Senegal ❌
Sweden ❌
Algeria ❌
Ecuador ❌
DR Congo ❌
Ghana 🔜

[MΛΞSTRO P @maestroP17]

Me at approximately 9:04pm on July 1, 2026

[The Kevin Harlan Effect @KevHarlanEffect]

The soccer equivalent of roughing the passer after a wildly incomplete pass on 3rd & 14

[Jon Rothstein @JonRothstein]

This makes me think of one thing: Florida’s Isaiah Brown averaged 8.3 PPG last season in games where he logged 15 minutes or more. The unsung presence in Gainesville as the Gators take aim at their second national title in three seasons under Todd Golden.

[Simon Kuestenmacher @simongerman600]

I honour of @erlinghaaland let me reshare this reminder that the Norwegian flag is the Swiss Army knife of flags: It contains six other flags!

[Bryan @Metalpanthers]

If my team ever posted a rival teams cup win as a flex, I would want the admin sent to Pripyat

[MΛΞSTRO P @maestroP17]

@afcbournemouth Give him the armband!

[MΛΞSTRO P @maestroP17]

Cobi Jones and Rio Ferdinand

[General Will🇦🇷🇺🇸 @GamecockWill69]

Will Muschamp says Nick Saban needs to adjust his game plan

[MΛΞSTRO P @maestroP17]

@MEDspirationNFP @navbadeshamd Incredible song choice

[cold viet man nascar guy fuotball (blue check) @maqwelll]

HOW DO YOU SAY DOS A CERO IN BOSNIAN

[Burns @therealburns3]

Oh they fucked up for sure putting us on Monday Night Futbol

🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

[BaloGun Rights Advocate @Psychoag]

@AdamCrafton_ @TheAthleticFC Even if a procedure was violated by the VAR officials?

[mels ✌️ @MotownMels]

sorry i was looking for old signings to retweet for fun but is this guys name actually teemu pokemon