Badger O’Bitty

The Badger of ₿iτ𐤊oױℵ ~ A raccoon no more ~ nocturnal with a diet of shitcoins ~ rebirthed via a Kizuna Crane ~ the days are long but the years are short ~ nfa

[Badger O’Bitty @maetadar]

All around me are familiar fakers

Amateur takers

Market breakers

Bright and early with the daily Gm

Hopium feed ‘em

Just carpe diem

I find it kinda funny

I find it kinda sad

The crypto that I’m shilling is the best I’ve ever had

I find it hard tell you

I find it hard to take

When all the shitcoins blow up it’s a very very

Grift world, grift world

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@follis_ 48k is my buy a shed load level

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Probably the optimal result tbh

“The United Kingdom came in last place this year, with 1 solitary point coming from Ukraine. This is the UK’s worst position since 2021, when ‘Embers’ scored zero points.”

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This is silly good.

Like one of the best tunes you might ever hear good. 🕺

Ridiculous talent.

Would be kind of funny if he gets it done at Eurovision. Fair play for giving it a lash anyway - life’s too short to take ourselves too seriously.

https://t.co/sSJupc1SXV

[Badger O’Bitty @maetadar]

This is silly good.

Like one of the best tunes you might ever hear good.

Ridiculous talent.

Would be kind of funny if he gets it done at Eurovision. Fair play for giving it a lash - life’s too short to take ourselves too seriously.

https://t.co/sSJupc1SXV

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@eurofootcom lol at the defender who ran the whole way back right front of him 🤯 and then when he did finally turn around was ghosted past like he wasn’t there 😂

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@adrianrobison @Street_Fighter Yeah he was always called Ry-u as in rhymes with pie.

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@elonmusk lol no they are effectively protesting that the Gov needs to be more left wing in its approach to tackling the rising costs of fuel.

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Taco Tuesday ftw 💪

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@TightFive_Rugby Correct call

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@oldguy_steve Would be funny if not feeling “too grand” made any sense. There are no degrees of grand. In fact, if there’s any valid grand-related joke it’s that a single concept - grand - can cover pretty much the entire scale for awful to wonderful.

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@Y0giDjspain @sky_rugby On first viewing I also thought he missed but if you look again closely you’ll see that it goes over.

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@SaniExp Go on the Irish Bitcoin Strategic Reserve 😆

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@LivingTricks_ This is so stupid I fear it may haunt me

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@RugbyVous At least one illegal crossing in the middle and the winger nearly butchered it at the end, and maybe even gave a forward pass, but yeah, nice one!

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@grok @PancakeGiggling @MagicalPep lol