Aramatta Schaeffer

GISHer! “Growing old is mandatory, but growing up is optional.” - Walt Disney. She/Her

[Aramatta Schaeffer @maetatoe]

LISTEN. Stop banning books, or I will ban you from life.
Thanks for coming to my TEDTalk.
#Books #StopCensorship #FreedomToLearn

[Aramatta Schaeffer @maetatoe]

#CastMoreFish

[Bookstr @BookstrOfficial]

Books will always be my safe space 💛

[Credit: https://t.co/qLeUAiKaHk, Pinterest]

[Hank Green @hankgreen]

Dinusaurs don't have balls

No, Dinosaurs don't have balls

Their testes are internal, some are big, some small

But dinosaurs don't have balls

[Aramatta Schaeffer @maetatoe]

@LuisVDOnSight @PunishedHeather @EuphoriTori If there is a black student union, the school is likely predominantly white. Why would you want a WSU in that circumstance?

[disturbed waffles @DisturbdWaffles]

@EuphoriTori Conservatives when minorities complain about being oppressed:

"omg suck it up snowflake, y'all are so sensitive about everything 🙄🙄🙄"

also conservatives when they see a pride flag:

[Aramatta Schaeffer @maetatoe]

@sprinkles @mrsdavisson

[Aramatta Schaeffer @maetatoe]

@whitecatprophcy Dolly Parton. Full stop.

[Hank Green @hankgreen]

I’m so excited for breakfast. Goodnight.

[Hank Green @hankgreen]

Which way did Sponge Bob go when someone told him to go find a cephalopod?

[Aramatta Schaeffer @maetatoe]

@ur_fav_blight I read that as “pineapple of performance” at first and wasn’t about to question it. Not sure what that says about me, but probably something rad.

[Hank Green @hankgreen]

Did you know that lobsters aren’t actually red, they dye them at the restaurant so they look more tasty and yes i made that up.

[Hank Green @hankgreen]

We can SEE the BEGINNING OF THE UNIVERSE.

Fuck me. Why am i ever sad?

[Aramatta Schaeffer @maetatoe]

I started my Twitter specifically to annoy my older brother with @mrsdavisson
#HashTagWar
#MyTwitterAnniversary

[Jonathan Young @jdyoung455]

BREAKING: the LDS church leaks a new hymnal geared toward their "terminally online" defenders--reworked/refreshed texts of such classics as...

[Phoenix_Ranger_ProdigalSon @Phoenix_Ranger2]

@acnewsitics Only 3% of what Planned Parenthood does is abortions.

It’s vital healthcare for:

Cancer screenings/treatment
STD, UTI & HIV testing/treatment
Contraception & Birth Control - Pills, IUD, condoms, etc.
Pregnancy Tests
Sex Education
Erectile Dysfunction treatment & vasectomy
Etc.

[Aramatta Schaeffer @maetatoe]

@murffyslurtz Now I need to find mine because it’s been so long since I read it, but yours reads an awful lot like mine.

[Jess Zafarris 📚 @JessZafarris]

the social-entertainment hellholes I most often subject myself to are Reddit and TikTok, and I cackle like the gnarled engagement witch I am to see them constantly scrabble for reasons to feel superior to one another

[The Busy Bre 🍯 @xO_bKriStiNa]

My best friend’s fiancé just texted me to ask if I could check in with her and plan a lunch/dinner because “she hasn’t been herself lately” and he thinks some friend time would cheer her up.

I’m finna cry cause that’s so sweet, thoughtful and loving.

[vitt ꩜ @gutknot]

if y’all are going to catfish as me, pick a cool name PLEASE