Mae

Student•Slayer•Sith Lord
~Expertise: Gny. Sgt. Hartman quotes
~Finishing move: Buy the shoes 👠

[Mae @MaeTheForce]

I can't come in tomorrow.
Not hungover.
I threw my hip out doing the crip walk in my living room during the halftime show

[Mark Agee @MarkAgee]

It’s possible the CDC saw a bunch of us trying to hoard gasoline in old Burger King cups and just gave up

[The White House 46 Archived @WhiteHouse46]

Big news from the CDC: If you’re fully vaccinated, you do not need to wear a mask – indoors or outdoors, in most settings.

We’ve gotten this far. Whether you choose to get vaccinated or wear a mask, please protect yourself until we get to the finish line.

[Monica Lewinsky (she/her) @MonicaLewinsky]

fucktangular.
word of the lifetime.

[Mae @MaeTheForce]

So ...who wants to throw some masks into a bonfire with me? 🔥🔥🔥

[Mae @MaeTheForce]

Today and every day: Word to your Mutha #HappyMothersDay

[Mae @MaeTheForce]

Thanks again!

[CIC Health @CIC_Health]

@MaeTheForce @GilletteStadium Happy this went smoothly!

[Mae @MaeTheForce]

Damn, man. Rest easy, Shock G. Far too young

[Mae @MaeTheForce]

Got my second Moderna shot yesterday at @GilletteStadium Excellent people there, very friendly and fast. Thank you!

[Mae @MaeTheForce]

Going to Gillette for my second shot today. Creating a playlist:
Hit Me with Your Best Shot -Benatar
Sure Shot- Beasties
Shot in the Dark- Ozzy
Top Shotter -DMX
Shoot To Thrill- AC/DC
You see the pattern....

[Mae @MaeTheForce]

Lawnmower wouldn't start. Changed the oil. Lawnmower started. I am now a small engine expert.

[The Iron Sheik @the_ironsheik]

DEAR INFLUENCERS GO FUCK YOURSELF

[Dionne Warwick @dionnewarwick]

Play with your friends. Don’t play with me.

[Mae @MaeTheForce]

@TommyDubbs46 @TheCinemaTicket Well you know what Jack Burton always says...

[Stephen King @StephenKing]

I’d have to say reading is my religion.

[Mae @MaeTheForce]

14° is still iced coffee weather

[Mae @MaeTheForce]

The air is rude today #brr

[Mae @MaeTheForce]

Anytime I hear the name Lattimore I think of the roided out guy from the movie The Program.

[Mae @MaeTheForce]

BRUINS

[Mae @MaeTheForce]

#virtualinsanity