Maeve Doherty

[Janel Comeau 🍁 @VeryBadLlama]

that's my emotional support room-temperature iced coffee with an inch of water floating on top

[Jena Friedman @JenaFriedman]

2016: Will America vote for a female president?

2022: Should women have healthcare?

[Robert Schultz @_RobertSchultz]

my boss was like “people working from home are just pretending to work” and it’s like, dude, what do you think i’m doing in the office?

[John Pavlovitz @johnpavlovitz]

Wait, so gun control laws aren’t going to help prevent shootings but laws against abortion are supposed to stop abortions?

[river buddy butcher 🤠 @rivbutcher]

Remember like two weeks ago when Elon was like “tell me how to end world hunger and I’ll do it” and then he bought twitter for $44 billion instead

[worms cited @christapeterso]

do the flat earth people think the moon is also flat

[Brian Merchant @bcmerchant]

Every so often you get numb to living in generally dystopian times, and then a new wave of the global pandemic hits, a school shooter kills his classmates with a gun his dad bought on Black Friday, and a theocratic court moves to throw out reproductive rights all on the same day

[Dolly Parton @DollyParton]

When her beauty is beyond compare with flaming locks of auburn hair 🚩🚩🚩

[Michael Kandel @K_A_N_D_E_L]

lowkey nervous heading into junior year of covid

[/•\dri @adrianne_etc]

This summer was like, disgustingly expensive

[24. @mmelanindaj]

I love that I don’t care anymore. Not in a hurtful way, but in the peaceful way.

[Tory Banknell @ToryBanknell]

Netflix doesn’t pull this shit. #MareOfEasttown #HBOMax

[Maeve Doherty @maeverly26]

you had one job @hbomax 🤦🏼‍♀️

[ZNT @ZachNoeTowers]

There should be a word for when you feel the coffee turning you into a worse version of yourself but you continue drinking it anyway

[Iris 💫 @Jest_Iris]

Being vaccinated

[Breezy @_Breezy_Briii]

Ncaa mbb tournament vibes: We are happy to have you here
Ncaa wbb tournament vibes: You should be happy you’re here