Mae 🫧

touring the facilities & picking up slack

[Mae 🫧 @maewithoutyou]

Books I found for $1 at my local library…. I’m honestly dumbfounded @StephenAtHome

[Mae 🫧 @maewithoutyou]

I have been buying and selling on @vinted for 15 years. They lost me when they cancelled a completed order, took back the money, and made no attempt to resolve the situation.

[Mae 🫧 @maewithoutyou]

As a kid, I always looked forward to passing out candy for Halloween when I got older… now that isn’t even a thing anymore

[Mae 🫧 @maewithoutyou]

I’m begging all the people posting about Charlie Kirk to bring the same energy to school shootings. Why do children matter less than someone famous for trolling people? It’s all the same violence.

[Mae 🫧 @maewithoutyou]

The late show is an older institution than ICE, can we cancel that next?

[Mae 🫧 @maewithoutyou]

You were never supposed to leave, now my head is splitting at the seams

[Mae 🫧 @maewithoutyou]

I just watched the astroworld doc and if anyone was wondering if Travis Scott actually cared… he created a project called HEAL that was supposed to address some of these issues and the website hasn’t been updated since 2022

[Mae 🫧 @maewithoutyou]

Colbert was the only reason I was still watching network television, and I only came back to Twitter to complain about it 🙃

[Mae 🫧 @maewithoutyou]

What am I still doing here lol

[Mae 🫧 @maewithoutyou]

The chair company!!

[Mae 🫧 @maewithoutyou]

*needed*

[PAUL @RAVENSCOON]

ever since i was a little kid i knew i wanted a cigarette

[Mae 🫧 @maewithoutyou]

I’m never gonna get over parks and rec I think about it at least four times a day

[Mae 🫧 @maewithoutyou]

I really need a win.

[Mae 🫧 @maewithoutyou]

@theeRabidCAT no, they are a premixed drink sold at events, people drink them like they are only one drink and then I get to scoop them off the floor and into a medical tent lmao

[Mae 🫧 @maewithoutyou]

PSA one beatbox is 3 drinks. Please use this information wisely 🙃

[alex🪐 @olsensbev]

“sexuality is a spectrum”
the spectrum:

[Mae 🫧 @maewithoutyou]

@Dancing_Dayana When I tell you I was absolutely GIDDY

[Mae 🫧 @maewithoutyou]

@Dancing_Dayana Lmao not at all! I understand some people don’t like having their data tracked but still using google kinda negates that argument imo that’s why it’s 🚩

[Mae 🫧 @maewithoutyou]

Is using google in front of me but duck duck go in private as big of a red flag as it seems?

[Mae 🫧 @maewithoutyou]

A 3D printer and a cricut would make my life so much easier 🙃