maffaello

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How it feels to have adhd and lock
in to do the most useless shi ever:

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When you finally made it to payday
after living off $4.97 for the past 2 weeks

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“Congratulations on working 40 hours! You're now free to dissociate for 2 days”

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"Am afraid of rejection"

Meanwhile one of your ancestors on
a random Monday afternoon:

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The unemployed friend who's about
to watch all 104 World Cup games

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When bro replies in seconds instead
of following his usual reply schedule:

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When I am bullying bro and he brings up something I had no idea they remembered

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When i get a notification thinking it's from her but it's just my mate sending 2 guys kissing saying "us"

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When you make a risky joke infront of her and she replies with something that qualifies as a war crime

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When my wife who just got back home from work says "come to mommy" and my child starts walking to her

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Hentavirus leaving earth after
realizing Nobody cares about it 😂

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Tom Brady really said “Let’s call it Good Nut” 💀🥥

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Teacher: ‘Those video games you’re playing will never teach you anything about human history.’

The games I’m playing:

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POV: when everything is going completely wrong, but you’re still acting like it’s all under control

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When your wife is a 10/10, your
daughter hates going to parties, and
your son is obsessed with nice cars

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Today’s generation will never understand how good the 2000s were 🥹😭

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When I get suspiciously relaxed and start wondering which responsibility I've forgotten

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Checking the group chat and discovering all the boys are arriving at your place in 30 minutes (You didn’t even get asked)

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Me after bro pays for my meal

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POV: that one bro in the friend group
doing everything except getting married