Tom Reed

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@BradKlibansky @hawthornzone @HawksInsiders When he did his shoulder it was kind of a relief - more time for the foot to heal properly. At any rate, whenever he comes back into the team we immediately become 10-15% better side. Not that there's any way to measure these things but you know what I mean.

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@rhettrospective I was 17 when this came out. Me and a mate wrote a letter to the HS pretending to be an 84 yr old man outraged "the thin limbed show pony" Silvagni got the nod over Regan, "the prince of Full Backs". Any chance you've got a copy of this, Rhett?

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@joininthechorus There have been some wild stories coming out of this club for a few years now, some not fit to even vaguely allude to in print.

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@lowlandsapien Went to school with his son. Fucking awful thing for a kid to go through.

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@fromthe_topdeck Playing/watching footy in the rain is great. It's wind that can ruin a game.

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@john_macgowan Doesn't work because "pozzing up the negs" in a political sense sounds like a good thing.

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@cosmicjester On the money.

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@RachelHollisArt Perfect. Thank you Rachel.

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@rohan_connolly @CalTwomey Leon's brother Neil was my high school biology teacher. He knew I was a Hawthorn supporter and was good at slipping references to 84/85 into the context of teaching biology. Very funny man, Neil.

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@OperationalInc1 Having this exact conversation in the office right now 👎

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@WizardEnjoyer34 Strong indicator of a player moving from average to good is when they clean up a teammate's mistakes. On a couple of occasions tonight he was on the spot to tidy up someone else's fumble and get the ball moving our way. Clean hands all night from Josh.

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@Carteagle @RFC_Centre I didn't care too much about the beltings in Mitchell's first few years because you could see the young side trying to learn an attacking style. Coaching a side to defend is a lot easier, best to learn how to kick a winning score early on.

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@calebcluff @MRobertsQLD Massive cunt. What a fucking choice to make, to be like that.

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@VicIndyMovement But how will we spot the dickheads?

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@VicIndyMovement Not sure if this contributes to the erratic manner in which he presents his sexuality/gender, but I reckon there's something chromosomal going on with Ralph Babet. Narrow shoulders and broad around the hips. Nothing wrong with this and I hope he finds peace and acceptance!

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@cosmicjester The Franchise was alright.

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@PiesWrldd Stephen Jurica

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@thegregfleet His shaggy dog jokes were great. The one he told on Letterman about the moth 😂

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@hisaflog100 I've got a few, but none that can be described as accidental.

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@LissaKEvans It's the funniest show ever made, Lissa. I rewatch it every few years and it's so timeless it still gets me going.