Mama gots a yogert cup.
It be filled wif nippy seeds!
She plants da seeds.
I takes da cup.
Da nippy makes me wild!
I likky it and bite it.
I wessle it.
I stik my hed inside.
I frow it awound!
I pounce da mama.
I bite her hand.
I play sum mor wif da cup.
Den I get da mama agen!
Beedil zombee in da dirt.
I bop and hit and hiss!
Gonna makes shur he gets ded,
I makes shur I not miss.
Den he runs away lots kwik,
And hides wif in da gwass.
I go looks for him agen,
So I can deds his bum!
#CheddarPoetry