Alice

be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind dont matter and those who matter dont mind -dr. suess

[Alice @mafiamalone]

Love is strength in the arms of each other but weakness in the eyes of another

[Alice @mafiamalone]

My last retweet... This really happens!! Substitutes told me they are from a different country so ali is pronounced Ollie instead of ally

[FunnyPicsDepot @FunnyPicsDepot]

When the teacher pronounces your name wrong

[GOLF WANG @tvlerworld]

my whole life is a lie

[GOLF WANG @tvlerworld]

When the cashier holds up your $20 to see if it's real 😴

[Big Homie 💕 @justinvgill]

I dont know I just never really fucked with J cole

[Smiley @YucciKnox]

eyebrows to a female is like a hairline to a nigga

[Alice @mafiamalone]

I don't understand how someone can be tight on money when they've done nothing but work the past few weeks... Do better. 😑

[FunnyPicsDepot @FunnyPicsDepot]

for just $12.00 at Walmart you can become the side hoe

[Alice @mafiamalone]

When did ga decide to get cold??

[Alice @mafiamalone]

Fever... Final... Fuck this 😷🔫

[Alice @mafiamalone]

Tell someone you're part Brazilian... And watch them fall in love... The ignorance is true

[Alice @mafiamalone]

In the process of scheduling my 2nd photoshoot!!!!! 😄💁 WOOHOO

[Alice @mafiamalone]

I am in love with a man who notices the little things