Matt Johnson

Loves getting muddy, running, WBA and a nice fine ale. Work: Head of Public Sector at @C_D_S

[Matt Johnson @MafJohnson]

@mashable Will be looking out for the Sid James, Bernard Bresslaw and Hattie Jacques cameos

[Matt Johnson @MafJohnson]

@JackBensinger He never said they were. Scirrorhands is just his surname. Do you constantly sing songs about Ben Jack?

[Eck @vitrioleck]

When you've had ten pints and start singing Yellow by Coldplay

[Matt Johnson @MafJohnson]

@rickygervais @dbdegn @lwebberevents You could ask ‘is everyone here?’ at the start of each show. Maybe take a register? If someone doesn’t answer when you call their name you could phone them to check where they are. Or… have a signing in sheet at a desk at the front of the stage. Shouldn’t be too hard to arrange

[Matt Johnson @MafJohnson]

@lazenbyofficial @andersfrejdhab @AndersFrejdh @007 This never happened to the other fella!

[Matt Johnson @MafJohnson]

@CAMRA_Official @andy4wm Great, cheers @CAMRA_Official 🍻

[Matt Johnson @MafJohnson]

@iainoneil Oh! It’s not just me then :(

[Matt Johnson @MafJohnson]

@aDatingDad My great-grandparents had a set just like them

[Matt Johnson @MafJohnson]

@aDatingDad Lovely binset too sir

[Matt Johnson @MafJohnson]

@LennyHenry @ATRightMovies Whoa! That’s rude @LennyHenry! What’s he ever done to you?

[Matt Johnson @MafJohnson]

@skysarahjane Why are you all saying these things when The Smeds and The Smoos exists??!

[Matt Johnson @MafJohnson]

@aDatingDad … Or screenshot off your phone

[Matt Johnson @MafJohnson]

@aDatingDad Tattoo 👍

[Matt Johnson @MafJohnson]

@Liverladontour @simonharris_mbd Glass!?! Who gives a fuck about glass!!?

[Matt Johnson @MafJohnson]

@aDatingDad Always Santa

[Matt Johnson @MafJohnson]

@aDatingDad £25 a month start it now you’ll have a nice pot of £300 to help next year. Nicer food, presents for kids and maybe even a night out

[Matt Johnson @MafJohnson]

@aDatingDad Nah, just need extra focus and be glad that you remembered to put a little bit aside each month to cope with it.

[Matt Johnson @MafJohnson]

@Herring1967 Hattie!

[Matt Johnson @MafJohnson]

@DrRyanSam @iainoneil @EolasMedical Don’t really need QR code. Dr: ‘Do you have an email address?’ This might already be on file/on the App. Patient then gets automatically added to a personalised drip campaign and their diagnosis and signposting to support.