Martha Freeman

Writer of funny books for kids & teens; mom of three; CA escapee; maker of soups, pies and savory tarts; veteran of protest marches, lapsed EMT; slow runner.

[Martha Freeman @mafreeman225]

Thanks for the shoutout! And, TBH, the GD references aren't super well veiled.

[Martha Freeman @mafreeman225]

@LauraParnum @PublishersWkly @MGin23 @2023Debuts @HarperChildrens "Gooey"?

[Martha Freeman @mafreeman225]

@AmeDyckman You know, I feel abundant love but shark teeth comin' at me? I'd be scared!!!

[Martha Freeman @mafreeman225]

@MsYingling Oh, wow, Ms. Yingling! Homemade cloth diapers??? I salute you! I sing a little song every time I zip up a grandchild's sleep sack - it's to the tune of the Batman theme. I am counting on them to remember it for life!

[Martha Freeman @mafreeman225]

What makes diapers unforgettable? - https://t.co/Vg6WXXxDZ4

[Martha Freeman @mafreeman225]

To read or not to read? @_susandrew made the right decision! If you like drama and humor and mystery - check this one out.

[Martha Freeman @mafreeman225]

@_susandrew Go ahead and call in sick. I won't tell. Thanks for the shoutout!

[Martha Freeman @mafreeman225]

Definitely should be your next summer audiobook! PS - It's funny!

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Looking for your next summer audiobook? For a limited time, you can download "Spy Wore Shades" for 50% off! @mafreeman225 https://t.co/jpondAcOfq

[Martha Freeman @mafreeman225]

Oh wow - a plug for The Spy Wore Shades, one of my early books, and very funny, not to mention creative, if I do say so myself. Thanks!

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Fun in the sun needs a new audiobook! Download "Spy Wore Shades" for 50% off, now through 06/09! @mafreeman225 https://t.co/yWbmyNI9qe

[Martha Freeman @mafreeman225]

Bears repeating! (although, spoiler alert, there are no bears in the book)

[Sylvie Frank @franknbooks]

BIG NEWS! 😽 @reganmwinter @mafreeman225 @petiteturk @DisneyBooks

[Kelly Yang @kellyyanghk]

This is what bravery looks like!!! 👏❤️

[Martha Freeman @mafreeman225]

It's not all about the puppy - https://t.co/9D7gtNI2IB

[Martha Freeman @mafreeman225]

This is a great question. I would pick free house cleaning... twice.

[Martha Freeman @mafreeman225]

Go ahead, brighten my day. - https://t.co/NjcuZ7UI9E

[Martha Freeman @mafreeman225]

@MichelMGarrett They're not always the same people. I think the schools should be teaching old poetry and calculus AND cursive writing.

[Martha Freeman @mafreeman225]

Some lucky person is a winner! Is it you?

[The Week Junior US @theweekjuniorus]

🚨WIN A BOOK!🚨We're giving away 5 copies of our book of the week, Trashed! by @mafreeman225! For a chance to win, send your child's name & address to [email protected] w/ Trashed! in the subject line. Enter by midnight on Feb. 10. See https://t.co/sS84TRkRnS for rules.

[Martha Freeman @mafreeman225]

When Kitty takes on Kindergarten, who comes out on top?

[Sylvie Frank @franknbooks]

BIG NEWS! 😽 @reganmwinter @mafreeman225 @petiteturk @DisneyBooks

[Martha Freeman @mafreeman225]

Hey, look, that's my book! What do you think about Page 69, thumbs up or thumbs down?

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Talk about FOMO! - https://t.co/kNda3TUL1U